Archer


Archer
  • Rating: 8.80
  • Year of issue: 2009
  • Genres: Comedy, Action, Animation
  • Countries: United States
  • Duration: 21 minutes
  • Complexity: 9

Covert black ops as well as reconnaissance take a rear to zany characters and connections between secret agents and drones.

  • 1. Mole Hunt
    Description
    Archer goes to great lengths to cover up discrepancies in his ISIS expense account as he attempts to access the agency's mainframe computer. Cyril and Lana's Friday night dinner date is interrupted by work.
  • 2. Training Day
    Description
    Lana's residual lust for Archer prompts Malory to promote Cyril to field agent. Archer then trains his new competition as only he can, whilst Malory frets over her own past and her son's future.
  • 3. Diversity Hire
    Description
    A new field agent makes a splash at ISIS, but Archer and Lana suspect there may be something all too perfect about their new diversity hire.
  • 4. Killing Utne
    Description
    Malory hosts a dinner party for the UN intelligence chairman, Torvald Utne, in an effort to get a new weapons contract for ISIS. Unfortunately, a group of rival assassins have targeted Mr. Utne for elimination.
  • 5. Honeypot
    Description
    Malory's career is threatened when a sensitive videotape falls into the hands of a rogue (and roguish) Cuban agent, so she calls on Archer's expertise in seduction to turn the tables on her blackmailer.
  • 6. Skorpio
    Description
    Archer must rescue Lana from the clutches of Skorpio, the infamous arms dealer. Meanwhile, Cyril fears not only for his girlfriend's life, but her succumbing to the seductive nature of Archer's heroics.
  • 7. Skytanic
    Description
    When a bomb threat jeopardizes the maiden voyage of the luxury airship Excelsior, Archer and the ISIS crew must battle the clock (and each other) to avert disaster.
  • 8. The Rock
    Description
    After ISIS loses yet another lucrative contract to rival agency ODIN, Malory assigns Archer and Lana to embarrass ODIN by stealing a priceless diamond from their biggest client.
  • 9. Job Offer
    Description
    When Archer takes a higher-paying job at rival agency ODIN, Malory will stop at nothing to get him back.
  • 10. Dial M for Mother
    Description
    Questions about the identity of Archer's real father lead him into a perilous trap… and an explosive confrontation with Malory.
  • 1. Swiss Miss
    Description
    In yet another attempt to secure funding for ISIS, Malory drags her agents to the luxury winter resort town of Gstaad to protect a Swiss billionaire's daughter from a kidnapping threat. But Archer soon finds out the real threat is his protectee: an underage nymphomaniac who will stop at nothing to bed the world's greatest spy.
  • 2. A Going Concern
    Description
    After Malory is wiped out in a Ponzi scheme, she hatches a scheme of her own: selling ISIS to rival spy agency ODIN. Archer and the rest of the ISIS employees must use every trick in the book to try to stop the sale.
  • 3. Blood Test
    Description
    Archer is in for a huge surprise when his favorite call girl, Trinette, shows up at ISIS with a subpoena in her purse.
  • 4. Pipeline Fever
    Description
    While Malory tries to make ISIS a green workplace, Archer and Lana head to the Louisiana Bayou to prevent a dangerous eco-terrorist from bombing America's largest natural gas pipeline.
  • 5. The Double Deuce
    Description
    When members of Woodhouse's famed WWI Royal Flying Corps squadron start dying mysteriously, he naturally suspects foul play. As does Archer, who tries to help his loyal manservant track down the killer.
  • 6. Tragical History
    Description
    Tired of his colleagues constantly calling him a failure, Cyril agrees to help George Spelvin, a mysterious computer security expert, inject a virus into the ISIS mainframe so he can defeat the virus and be seen as a hero.
  • 7. Movie Star
    Description
    The normal childish squabbles, sneaky backbiting, and petty jealousies at ISIS are multiplied exponentially when a famous Hollywood actress, Rona Thorne, spends a week shadowing the agents as research for an upcoming role in a spy movie.
  • 8. Stage Two
    Description
    After Malory's brief scare with breast cancer, another ISIS agent decides to be tested for the disease, with a tragic result.
  • 9. Placebo Effect
    Description
    When Archer discovers the chemotherapy drugs he's been taking for his breast cancer are counterfeit, he sets out to destroy the criminals behind the scheme.
  • 10. El Secuestro
    Description
    ISIS goes into full lockdown after Pam is abducted by kidnappers. Wait, Pam? Yes, but the kidnappers were really after Cheryl/Carol. Wait, Cheryl/Carol? Yes, because Cheryl/Carol isn't quite who she appears to be.
  • 11. Jeu Monegasque
    Description
    Archer, Malory, Lana, and Ray travel to Monaco during Gran Prix week to make an expensive trade for a secret disk. Archer is given to hold the $4 million in untraceable bearer bonds, but Lana and Ray aren't sure he can be trusted with them. Meanwhile, back at ISIS headquarters, Cyril finds out that Malory took all the money from everyone's 401Ks to pay for the trade. Everyone back at ISIS decides to find a way to get their money back, no matter how unethical.
  • 12. White Nights
    Description
    Archer's search for his father's identity by going to Russia puts him in hot water as he is held prisoner by Nikolai Jackov and Malory has to ask Barry Dillon to rescue him.
  • 13. Double Trouble
    Description
    After saving Archer back in Russia, Katya Kazanova goes back to the United States with Archer. However Malory and Lana are skeptical of Katya's defection to the West. The KGB labels Katya as a double agent, and all hell breaks loose in ISIS. Archer now has to fight for Katya's innocence as every ISIS agent comes after her.
  • 1. Heart of Archness: Part I
    Description
    Archer is still reeling from the death of his fiancée by taking a siesta to an island in the South Pacific. Malory, needing Archer back, sends noted adventurer Rick Riley to retrieve Archer and escort him back to Isis. Archer refuses until he's dragged out.
  • 2. Heart of Archness: Part II
    Description
    Archer finally agrees to head back to Isis. Unfortunately as he boards Riley's plane to head back, their plane is attacked by pirates and they soon find themselves on an island run by pirates, and Archer is crowned their new pirate king.
  • 3. Heart of Archness: Part III
    Description
    Malory finally sends Lana and Ray to get Archer back. But Archer has quickly settled into his new role as king of the pirates. But Archer and Rick soon go from leading the pirates to being their prisoner, and Malory must negotiate for Archer's freedom.
  • 4. The Man from Jupiter
    Description
    Archer is stunned to learn that his mother is dating his man crush - Burt Reynolds. As Archer and Burt bond, they soon discover that they have more in common than once thought, while Archer has to defend the rest of the crew after his carelessness gets them in trouble with a ruthless gang of Cuban drug lords.
  • 5. El Contador
    Description
    Cyril is promoted to field agent just as the Isis crew is called to bring in the bounty on a South American drug lord - Armando Calzado. But Cyril's incompetence gets him lost and Archer and Lana thrown in jail and they have become a target for Calzado to hunt. Meanwhile, the rest of the Isis crew is ordered by Malory to take a drug test, and uses an experimental detox cure from Krieger with predictably disastrous results.
  • 6. The Limited
    Description
    The Isis crew is ordered to transport a dangerous terrorist across the border to Canada. A drunken Archer wants to fulfill his lifelong dream of fighting a bunch of random guys on the top of a speeding train. Meanwhile, the rest of the Isis crew boards against Malory's orders on Cheryl's private cars.
  • 7. Drift Problem
    Description
    For Archer's birthday, Malory and the Isis crew surprise him with a souped up Dodge Challenger, complete with all the latest high tech gear. Unfortunately Archer turns his back for one second and the car's gone. Archer and Lana soon head to the underground of New York City's street racing scene to get the car back.
  • 8. Lo Scandalo
    Description
    Archer and Lana are called over to Malory's apartment on what was supposed to be an off night for the Isis crew. There, they are shocked to discover what appears to be a dead body, some foreplay, and a few random gun shots. As they put together the pieces of the mystery, they soon discover that there's more to this story than meets the eye, and does Archer have enough spaghetti and meatballs for everybody? And what is underneath Malory's trench coat?
  • 9. Bloody Ferlin
    Description
    The Isis crew travels to West Virginia to help Ray and his brother save their crop from a crooked Sheriff. Meanwhile, Archer discovers that Ray has been faking his paralysis.
  • 10. Crossing Over
    Description
    After a wild night involving Archer hitting on the widow of a deceased Isis agent and some heavy drinking, Archer wakes up in his apartment to discover that he's had the best sex of his life. Unfortunately, who he discovers that it was with jeopardizes his ability to perform on the job.
  • 11. Skin Game
    Description
    When Archer's fiancée returns under mysterious circumstances, he immediately suspects that his arch rival Barry is behind it, and soon begins to plot against them both.
  • 12. Space Race: Part I
    Description
    The Isis staff is called by NASA to stop the international space station from being taken over by space pirates. During training, Cyril proves to be a more than adequate pilot, while Malory attempts to make drinks in low gravity, and Lana has an unusually weak stomach.
  • 13. Space Race: Part II
    Description
    Once on board the international space station, Archer and the Isis crew have very little time to save the crew on board from being taken over by space pirates, but an even sinister motive looks to make things even worse for Archer and Isis.
  • 1. Fugue and Riffs
    Description
    Archer is working at a burger shop, but can't remember any of the events that led to him working there. Fortunately, Malory takes the Isis crew to a luxury spa and Lana helps Archer cure his amnesia.
  • 2. The Wind Cries Mary
    Description
    Archer and his former best friend are holed up in the Vermont wilderness, fighting hard to come out on top.
  • 3. Legs
    Description
    Archer's fear of cyborgs hits home when Krieger offers to make robotic legs for Gillette.
  • 4. Midnight Ron
    Description
    The beginning of beautiful hatred between Archer and his new stepfather plays out as the two are chased by gangsters.
  • 5. Vicious Coupling
    Description
    With Barry stuck in space, Archer's former fiancée Katya, who is now living as a cyborg herself, seeks Archer's help in getting Barry returned to earth. But as manipulative as Archer is, he has other plans in mind.
  • 6. Once Bitten
    Description
    While accompanied by Cyril and Ray on a mission in Turkmenistan, Archer comes in contact with a venomous snake with hallucinogenic repercussions. Meanwhile back at ISIS tensions come to a head between Lana and Malory.
  • 7. Live and Let Dine
    Description
    The Isis crew takes on an undercover mission working as the wait and bus staff for a celebrity chef. There, they try to save an ambassador from being murdered, while Archer takes on a job as a cook working for the nightmarish head chef and discovers he's a natural.
  • 8. Coyote Lovely
    Description
    The Isis crew heads to the Mexican border to save a coyote, but Archer and Lana soon find themselves being smuggled over the border with an immigrant family.
  • 9. The Honeymooners
    Description
    Archer and Lana go undercover as husband and wife while staying in a luxurious penthouse in New York's high rent district. But tensions between the two soon become as intense as if they actually were a real married couple. Meanwhile, the rest of the Isis crew decides to eavesdrop on the “newlyweds”.
  • 10. Un Chien Tangerine
    Description
    Archer and Lana head to Morocco to save a member of Isis' canine unit, but soon get themselves in deep dog doo doo.
  • 11. The Papal Chase
    Description
    The Isis crew heads to the Vatican to stop an assassination attempt on the Pope. Archer attempts to use Woodhouse as a decoy, while Archer and Pam pose as a priest and a nun.
  • 12. Sea Tunt: Part 1
    Description
    The Isis crew heads deep into the Bermuda Triangle to save an underwater sea laboratory from its' deranged leader, thanks to the help of Cheryl's dim-witted brother and his equally dim-witted fiancée, who drive Cheryl crazier than usual.
  • 13. Sea Tunt: Part 2
    Description
    Once on board the underwater laboratory, the Isis crew find they have very little time to rescue the lab from its' deranged captain. But of course, the Isis crew's conflicts and Archer's recklessly impulsive tendencies don't exactly help things.
  • 1. White Elephant
    Description
    After ISIS headquarters is raided by FBI Agents, Archer and Lana work to break out the crew while Mallory works on a deal to get them all free.
  • 2. Archer Vice: A Kiss While Dying
    Description
    Archer, Pam and Lana travel to Miami to visit some old friends. It's a fondue party!
  • 3. Archer Vice: A Debt of Honor
    Description
    Pam gets targeted for death by the Yakuza while the group continues to dig their way out of financial trouble.
  • 4. Archer Vice: House Call
    Description
    Archer has to stage an intervention for Pam that gets derailed by an unwanted guest.
  • 5. Archer Vice: Southbound and Down
    Description
    Malory buys a bus and takes everyone on a road trip. Put that hammer down and give it hell.
  • 6. Archer Vice: Baby Shower
    Description
    Archer and Pam try to get Kenny Loggins to play at Lana's baby shower and wind up in a zone of danger.
  • 7. Archer Vice: Smugglers' Blues
    Description
    Archer travels to Columbia on a secret mission that becomes not so secret after he gets drunk.
  • 8. Archer Vice: The Rules of Extraction
    Description
    Archer, Ray, and Cyril raft down a crocodile-filled river while Lana and Pam plan a spa day for Malory.
  • 9. Archer Vice: On the Carpet
    Description
    Archer avoids crash landing in a dangerous swamp only to come face-to-face with a shady arms dealer (Christian Slater).
  • 10. Archer Vice: Palace Intrigue - Part I
    Description
    Archer and the rest of the ISIS gang are the guests of Gustavo Calderon and his wife Juliana. Calderon is a big fan of Cherlene but Juliana is a bigger fan of Archer.
  • 11. Archer Vice: Palace Intrigue: Part II
    Description
    Archer tries to keep his fling with the dictator's wife a secret while Krieger bonds with his clone-brothers.
  • 12. Archer Vice: Filibuster
    Description
    Cyril becomes the new president of San Marcos, Cherlene becomes the first lady of country music, and Archer becomes a resistance fighter.
  • 13. Archer Vice: Arrivals __ Departures
    Description
    While Lana is trying to give birth to her baby it turns out that the whole “cocain-case” was a secret agreement between Malory and the CIA.
  • 1. The Holdout
    Description
    When Cyril finds out Archer is the father of Lana's baby, he is angry and hatches a plot.
  • 2. Three to Tango
    Description
    An agent from the past has a hand in creating tension between Archer and Lana.
  • 3. The Archer Sanction
    Description
    Archer, Lana and Ray travel to the Swiss Alps to carry out an assassination, while Cyril, Pam and the rest of the gang capitalize on having a little free time.
  • 4. Edie's Wedding
    Description
    Pam and Archer take a trip to Wisconsin for Edie Poovey's wedding, but Barry Dillon and Other Barry might have a thing or two to say about it.
  • 5. Vision Quest
    Description
    Everyone is stuck in an elevator. The only thing lower than rations is patience. Oh, and their only rescue is a highly advanced rolling toaster. What could go wrong?
  • 6. Sitting
    Description
    Archer babysits AJ for the weekend.
  • 7. Nellis
    Description
    A rescue mission turns into an out-of-this-world visit to Area 51.
  • 8. The Kanes
    Description
    Lana introduces Archer to her parents; Archer introduces Lana's parents to high-speed chases.
  • 9. Pocket Listing
    Description
    Slater has the gang swindle the Durhani royal family and Gillette lends a hand.
  • 10. Reignition Sequence
    Description
    An office romance is interrupted by the Russians.
  • 11. Achub y Morfilod
    Description
    Archer and Lana travel to Wales for a romantic getaway of aiding separatists.
  • 12. Drastic Voyage: Part 1
    Description
    Archer and the gang prepare for their most fantastic voyage ever.
  • 13. Drastic Voyage: Part 2
    Description
    The fantastic voyage concludes.
  • 1. The Figgis Agency
    Description
    Secret agent - turned private investigator Archer and the group are working on the West Coast, and Archer's newest case involves breaking and entering a mansion in order to bring back honour to one of Hollywood's leading ladies.
  • 2. The Handoff
    Description
    Archer and Lana make a tricky handoff while the rest of the gang hears the best voicemail ever.
  • 3. Deadly Prep
    Description
    A business opportunity arises at a prep school reunion.
  • 4. Motherless Child
    Description
    A mysterious stranger surfaces and asks Archer to help him find his birth mother.
  • 5. Bell Panto: Part I
    Description
    Part 1 of 2. A fundraiser goes awry due to party crashers.
  • 6. Bell Panto: Part II
    Description
    Part 2 of 2. Archer and Lana go missing as a hostage situation gets out of control
  • 7. Double Indecency
    Description
    Who's sexier, Cyril or Krieger? Pam or Cheryl? Only one way to find out: bar fight!
  • 8. Liquid Lunch
    Description
    The on-again, off-again relationship of Archer and Slater causes a rift in the on-again, off-again relationship of Archer and Lana.
  • 9. Deadly Velvet: Part I
    Description
    Archer and the gang are hired by renowned director, Ellis Crane, to investigate suspicious activity on the set of his new movie, Deadly Velvet.
  • 10. Deadly Velvet: Part II
    Description
    Things get even deadlier on the set of Deadly Velvet when someone turns up, you guessed it, dead.
  • 1. Archer Dreamland
    Description
    Archer tries to find out who killed his partner, but accidentally gets in bed with Mother, a notorious L.A. crime boss.
  • 2. Berenice
    Description
    A mysterious woman hires Archer to fake her death but Archer is unable to rise to the occasion.
  • 3. Jane Doe
  • 4. Ladyfingers
  • 5. Sleepers Wake
  • 6. Waxing Gibbous
  • 7. Gramarcy, Halberd!
    Description
    Archer and Trexler try to escape a rampaging Dutch by telling the world's worst knock-knock joke.
  • 8. Auflösung
    Description
    Archer discovers that he has a twin brother that works as account manager for the Chinese government.
  • 1. Episode 1
    Description
    Archer inserts himself into a domestic dispute and engine troubles threaten to ruin his business.
  • 2. Archer: Danger Island -- Disheartening Situation
    Description
    Archer estimates his impact on the world while Pam samples the local nightlife.
  • 3. Archer: Danger Island – Different Modes of Preparing the Fruit
    Description
    Archer, Pam, and Crackers try to find the missing key to their latest get-rich-quick scheme.
  • 4. A Warrior in Costume
    Description
    Archer keeps an eye out for a past nemesis.
  • 5. Strange Doings in the Taboo Groves
    Description
    But there is no joy in Mudville- mighty Pam has struck out.
  • 6. Some Remarks on Cannibalism
  • 7. Episode
  • 8. A Discovery
  • 1. Bort the Garj
    Description
    Archer and the crew of the Seamus wake up to the smell of shepherd's pie and see a business opportunity in their new guest.
  • 2. Happy Borthday
    Description
    The crew provides entertainment for Bort while Barry-6 tries to crack Archer's safe.
  • 3. The Leftovers
    Description
    Pam's sandwich ruins everyone's dinner by releasing something deep inside of them.
  • 4. Dining with the Zarglorp
    Description
    Deep in space, Archer and the crew encounter a terrifying cosmic beast. Even deeper, they encounter a self-aggrandizing life coach.
  • 5. Mr. Deadly Goes to Town
    Description
    Archer and the crew pick up a hitchhiker and try to convince him to turn his life around.
  • 6. Road Trip
    Description
    Daydreams of an interstellar road trip turn into an existential nightmare. Written by Mike Arnold.
  • 7. Space Pirates
    Description
    A voyage home gets interrupted by an alien battle cruiser carrying precious cargo.
  • 8. Cubert
    Description
    Archer is convinced a mysterious object is causing the crew to act strangely. Is it magnetic? Is it supernatural? Does it need to be cleaned with some sterile wipes?
  • 9. Robert De Niro
    Description
    When a trial turns into a party it can only mean that Barry-6 has returned!
  • 1. The Orpheus Gambit
    Description
    Archer is back in the spy game and his first mission is to guard a priceless statue; then, he must tell Lana his true feelings and get blind drunk.
  • 2. Bloodsploosh
    Description
    Archer and the gang attend a martial arts tournament to capture an international arms dealer.
  • 3. Helping Hands
    Description
    The Agency attempts to steal experimental technology from a reclusive inventor, but they forgot one vital item… Sterling Archer.
  • 4. Robot Factory
    Description
    Archer and the gang team up with Barry to stop an army of Barrys from turning the world into Barrys.
  • 5. Best Friends
    Description
    Archer is head over heels for his new valet, Aleister. Will Archer do Aleister's recommended rehabilitation exercises or just eat himself to death?
  • 6. The Double Date
    Description
    Archer shows off his date to Lana. Cyril shows Archer's date a top-secret dossier. Archer's date shows Archer his innermost desires.
  • 7. Caught Napping
    Description
    When AJ is kidnapped, it's up to Archer to get her back and keep Lana's rampage pointed in the right direction.
  • 8. Cold Fusion
    Description
    Archer and the gang travel to Antarctica to solve a murder mystery with international implications.
  • 1. Identity Crisis
    Description
    Archer and the gang just saved the world from a nuclear catastrophe and their reward is five nights in a rat-infested Moldovan hotel.
  • 2. Lowjacked
    Description
    The Agency embarks on a team building exercise that doesn't quite get off the ground.
  • 3. London Time
    Description
    A mission across the pond turns into a trip down memory lane for Malory while Cheryl/Carol teaches Pam about British history.
  • 4. Photo Op
    Description
    Archer and Lana face off against snakes, crocodiles and mercenaries to reunite a family.
  • 5. Shots
    Description
    Sex, drugs, and monster trucks! Archer and the gang celebrate another barely successful mission.
  • 6. Dingo, Baby, Et Cetera
    Description
    Lana makes rookie mistakes as ghosts from Archer's past haunt him on a special mission.
  • 7. Colt Express
    Description
    A mysterious stranger and a scavenger hunt helps Archer and the gang get a jump on their enemies.
  • 8. Mission: Difficult
    Description
    Archer is trapped inside IIA headquarters and Barry is trapped inside Other Barry.
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