- Rating: 8.20
- Year of issue: 1999
- Genres: Comedy, Animation
- Countries: United States
- Duration: 22 minutes
- Complexity: 9
In a wacky Rhode Island town, a dysfunctional family members strive to cope with everyday life as they are thrown from one crazy circumstance to an additional.
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1. Death Has a Shadow
DescriptionPeter loses his job, but ends up getting rich off welfare. -
2. I Never Met the Dead Man
DescriptionAfter crashing into the town's TV transmitter, Peter discovers life without television. -
3. Chitty Chitty Death Bang
DescriptionStewie has his first birthday, while Meg makes a new friend. -
4. Mind Over Murder
DescriptionConfined to house arrest, Peter opens a bar in the basement. -
5. A Hero Sits Next Door
DescriptionPeter gets jealous when the new neighbor starts stealing the spotlight. -
6. The Son Also Draws
DescriptionThe Griffins head to New York in order to re-gain Chris entry back into the Boy Scouts which Chris doesn't even want to be in. But on the way the decide to stop at an Indian casino. Once there Lois loses all of the family's money and then the car. -
7. Brian: Portrait of a Dog
DescriptionBrian's life is on the line after he refuses to be treated like a dog.
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1. Peter, Peter, Caviar Eater
DescriptionPeter changes for the worse after he and Lois inherit a mansion in Newport. -
2. Holy Crap
DescriptionPeter's ultra-religious father causes trouble when he comes to live with the family. -
3. Da Boom
DescriptionThe Griffins survive a Y2K atomic holocaust and attempt to rebuild civilization. -
4. Brian in Love
DescriptionBrian suffers from a mid-life crisis that may be due to unrequited love. -
5. Love Thy Trophy
DescriptionEveryone on Spooner Street becomes enemies when a trophy they all won mysteriously goes missing; Meg makes extra tips at her new job as a waitress by telling everyone she's unwed, teenage mother of Stewie. -
6. Death Is a Bitch
DescriptionIn an attempt to avoid paying expensive hospital bill, Peter says that he is dead on hospital sign-out sheet. Later that night he visited by Death who has come to take him away. While chasing Peter down, Death twists his ankle and cannot fulfill his duties. So Peter must take his place. -
7. The King Is Dead
DescriptionPeter takes over Lois' production of The King and I. -
8. I Am Peter, Hear Me Roar
DescriptionAfter being sued for sexual harassment, Peter is forced to attend sensitivity training seminar. After failing miserably Peter is then sent to an all women's retreat. Upon returning Peter has a new personality and a new outlook upon life. Both of which are exactly like that of a woman's. -
9. If I'm Dyin' I'm Lyin'
DescriptionPeter's attempt to un-cancel a TV show gets him worshiped as a god. -
10. Running Mates
DescriptionPeter and Lois face off in a school board election. -
11. A Picture Is Worth 1,000 Bucks
DescriptionChris' artwork gets discovered by a famous critic. -
12. Fifteen Minutes of Shame
DescriptionMeg's plan to embarrass her family backfires. -
13. Road to Rhode Island
DescriptionBrian and Stewie have to make their way across the US. -
14. Let's Go to the Hop
DescriptionPeter goes undercover to stop a toad-licking epidemic. -
15. Dammit Janet
DescriptionStewie discovers love at the day care center. -
16. There's Something About Paulie
DescriptionPeter has to repay a mafia debt by playing babysitter for Big Fat Paulie. -
17. He's Too Sexy for His Fat
DescriptionLiposuction turns Peter beautiful, but insufferable. -
18. E. Peterbus Unum
DescriptionPeter's home becomes an independent nation and goes to war with the US. -
19. The Story on Page One
DescriptionMeg gets the lead story in her school paper, but it's not the one she wrote. -
20. Wasted Talent
DescriptionPeter becomes a master pianist as long as he's drunk. -
21. Fore, Father
DescriptionPeter becomes a golf mentor to Cleveland's son.
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1. The Thin White Line
DescriptionBrian gets a job with the police as a drug sniffing dog, but ends up getting hooked. -
2. Brian Does Hollywood
DescriptionBrian moves to Hollywood and becomes a porn director. -
3. Mr. Griffin Goes to Washington
DescriptionPeter becomes a tobacco lobbyist. -
4. One If by Clam, Two If by Sea
DescriptionHorace sells the Drunken Clam to a British investor, so the guys start a revolution. -
5. And the Wiener Is...
DescriptionPeter becomes jealous of Chris' very large endowment. -
6. Death Lives
DescriptionPeter dies again, and Death shows him the errors of his ways. -
7. Lethal Weapons
DescriptionLois becomes a master martial artist, but can she control herself? -
8. The Kiss Seen Around the World
DescriptionMeg develops a crush on the local news anchor, Tom Tucker, so decides to take a internship at the news station as a junior anchor. But, much to her dismay her fellow anchor is Neil Goldman. A nerd from her school who's only goal in life is to be with Meg. -
9. Mr. Saturday Knight
DescriptionTired of being stuck at his dead end job, Peter decides to invite his boss, Mr. Weed, over for dinner in hopes that he we'll give him a promotion. Not long after Peter gets his promotion, his boss chokes on a roll and dies. After Mr. Weed's funeral Peter and his fellow factory workers are informed that the factory is being torn down. With some persuasion from Lois, Peter then decides to fulfill his lifetime dream of being a Renaissance Fair knight. -
10. A Fish Out of Water
DescriptionPeter tries his hand at deep sea fishing. -
11. Emission Impossible
DescriptionStewie panics when Lois and Peter think about having another kid. -
12. To Love and Die in Dixie
DescriptionThe family has to move south as part of the Witness Protection Program. -
13. Screwed the Pooch
DescriptionPeter finally connects with his father-in-law, while Brian can't control his libido. -
14. Peter Griffin: Husband, Father... Brother?
DescriptionWhile learning about his family history, Chris discovers that one of Peter's ancestors was a black slave once owned by the Pewterschmidts. -
15. Ready, Willing and Disabled
DescriptionPeter coaches Joe to victory in the Special People's Games. -
16. A Very Special Family Guy Freakin' Christmas
DescriptionA series of setbacks shakes Lois' faith in the spirit of Christmas. -
17. Brian Wallows and Peter's Swallows
DescriptionBrian finds his true love, while Peter raises a family of birds. -
18. From Method to Madness
DescriptionStewie becomes a stage star and Meg falls for a nudist. -
19. Stuck Together, Torn Apart
DescriptionPeter and Lois try dating other people. -
20. Road to Europe
DescriptionBrian follows Stewie to Europe, while Peter and Lois follow Kiss. -
21. Family Guy Viewer Mail #1
DescriptionThree shorts based on viewer mail. In “No Bones About It”, Peter is granted three wishes by a magical Genie. The Griffins become superheroes after being exposed to toxic waste in “Super Griffins”. In “Li'l Griffins”, a young Peter and Quagmire set out to spend the night in a haunted house to impress a young Lois. -
22. When You Wish Upon a Weinstein
DescriptionPeter wants Chris to become Jewish so he'll grow up smart.
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1. North by North Quahog
DescriptionPeter and Lois try for a second honeymoon in Mel Gibson's hotel room. -
2. Fast Times at Buddy Cianci Jr. High
DescriptionChris gets seduced by a homicidal teacher. -
3. Blind Ambition
DescriptionPeter's desire to become famous for something causes him to go blind. -
4. Don't Make Me Over
DescriptionAfter a makeover, Meg becomes an insufferable starlet. -
5. The Cleveland-Loretta Quagmire
DescriptionCleveland's wife Loretta has an affair with Quagmire. -
6. Petarded
DescriptionAfter winning at the children's edition of trivial pursuit, Peter thinks he's a genius until testing proves that he's actually mentally retarded. -
7. Brian the Bachelor
DescriptionBrian appears on a dating show, while Chris takes advice from his pimple. -
8. 8 Simple Rules for Buying My Teenage Daughter
DescriptionPeter resorts to selling Meg in order to pay off his pharmacy tab. -
9. Breaking Out Is Hard to Do
DescriptionLois goes to jail after a shoplifting crime spree. -
10. Model Misbehavior
DescriptionLois becomes a model, but goes overboard with the glamor life. -
11. Peter's Got Woods
DescriptionBrian tries to rename James Woods High School, but Peter pulls out a surprise weapon. -
12. The Perfect Castaway
DescriptionPeter gets rescued after being lost at sea for months, but comes home to find things have changed. -
13. Jungle Love
DescriptionTo avoid Freshman hazing, Chris runs away to South America to join the Peace Corp. When Peter and the family come to get him, Peter learns that he's the richest man in the tribe and goes about exploiting the tribe. -
14. PTV
DescriptionAfter an incident at the Emmys the FCC overreacts and begins to censor anything and everything that may be viewed as unpleasant. So Peter gets the idea to start his own cable network dedicated to all of the “smut” television once offered. Lois, naturally being uncomfortable with this contacts the FCC who then shuts Peter down. Feeling that shutting him down is not enough the FCC then decides to begin censoring life. -
15. Brian Goes Back to College
DescriptionBrian re-enrolls at Brown while Peter and the guys become the new A-Team. -
16. The Courtship of Stewie's Father
DescriptionPeter tries to bond with Stewie in a number of different ways. -
17. Fat Guy Strangler
DescriptionLois discovers a long-lost brother, but her new relative has a deadly secret. -
18. The Father, the Son and the Holy Fonz
DescriptionDuring one of his visits Peter's father, Francis, discovers that Stewie has never been baptized, so without Lois' permission Peter and Francis go to church and have him baptized. Upon discovering this, Lois convinces Peter that Stewie should have been able to worship whomever he wanted regardless of his father's religion. Naturally Peter interprets Lois' wisdom the wrong way so decides to start his own religious group that praises the television character, Arthur “Fonzie” Fonzarelli. -
19. Brian Sings & Swings
DescriptionBrian and Stewie go on tour singing classic tunes with Frank Sinatra, Jr. -
20. Patriot Games
DescriptionAfter quarterback Tom Brady witnesses Peter pummeling several people in order to get to the bathroom, he recruits him to play for the New England Patriots. -
21. I Take Thee, Quagmire
DescriptionQuagmire falls in love with and marries the Maid that Peter won on a game show only to find out that she's a psycho and must figure out a way to get out of it. -
22. Sibling Rivalry
DescriptionPeter is set to have a vasectomy against his will, but has an accident at the sperm bank, which causes Stewie's rival sibling to be born. Meanwhile, Lois gains weight after an angry Peter refuses to have sex with her anymore. -
23. Deep Throats
DescriptionWhile Meg interns for Mayor West, Brian uncovers a scandal; Peter and Lois decide to reunite their old groovy band -
24. Peterotica
DescriptionPeter becomes a best-selling erotica book author. But a lawsuit puts his investor–Lois's father–in the poorhouse and forces him to move in with the Griffins. -
25. You May Now Kiss the... Uh... Guy Who Receives
DescriptionBrian's gay cousin Jasper comes to town for a visit to see Brian. Jasper brings with him a man he wants to marry, but Mayor West is trying to ban gay marriage to distract everyone from a financial scandal. -
26. Petergeist
DescriptionWhen Joe buys a new home theater system, Peter gets jealous and decides to build a multiplex movie theater in his back yard. But while doing so, he finds a human skull. It begins haunting the Griffin house, and Stewie gets sucked through a portal into the realm of the dead. -
27. Untitled Griffin Family History
DescriptionWhen burglars break into the house, the Griffins take cover in the attic where they discover Peter has built a ‘panic room’. They go in it, and Peter tells them about his history. They send Meg for food but the burglars catch her. The rest of the Griffins stay behind and Peter accidentally floods the room and they're going to drown. Luckily Joe gets them out and we find out Meg has been accused of sexual harassment by the burglars.
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1. Stewie Loves Lois
DescriptionAfter Lois saves Stewie's bear, Rupert, he begins to appreciate her more than ever. But Lois soon grows tired of this attention. At the same time, Peter goes to court suing Dr. Heartman of sexual harassment. -
2. Mother Tucker
DescriptionPeter's mom starts dating TV anchor Tom Tucker, causing Peter to turn to him as the father figure he always wanted. And Brian and Stewie begin hosting their own raunchy radio program. -
3. Hell Comes to Quahog
DescriptionMeg takes a job at the local “superstore,” but the store causes Peter to lose his job and his electricity. So he becomes the store's most vocal critic–until it offers him a job. -
4. Saving Private Brian
DescriptionStewie and Brian join the army, go through basic training, and are sent to Iraq. Meanwhile, Chris becomes the lead singer of a rock band until Peter and Lois get Marilyn Manson to talk him out of it. -
5. Whistle While Your Wife Works
DescriptionLois does Peter's work at the brewery while he recovers from getting his fingers surgically reattached, and Brian doesn't want the family to know that he's dating an idiot. -
6. Prick Up Your Ears
DescriptionLois becomes the high school sex ed teacher, but is fired for having “radical” views. So she is replaced by a Christian group that uses fear, misinformation and lies to promote abstinence. -
7. Chick Cancer
DescriptionStewie tries to win over a retired child actress, and Peter becomes a fan of “chick movies” and makes his own. -
8. Barely Legal
DescriptionMeg can't find a date to her junior prom and Brian ends up going with Meg. -
9. Road to Rupert
DescriptionStewie and Brian travel to Aspen to find the man that Brian sold Rupert to on accident at a garage sale, and Meg becomes Peter's personal driver after Peter temporarily loses his driving privileges. -
10. Peter's Two Dads
DescriptionAfter Peter's dad passes away, he learns that he's not his biological father. So he and Brian travel to Ireland to find his real father. -
11. The Tan Aquatic with Steve Zissou
DescriptionPeter becomes the neighborhood bully after trying to take care of Chris's bully, and Stewie has a cancer scare after staying in the tanning bed too long. -
12. Airport '07
DescriptionPeter becomes a redneck and gets Quagmire fired. So the gang sets out to get Quagmire his job back. -
13. Bill & Peter's Bogus Journey
DescriptionPeter's attempts to become physically fit lead to a friendship with Bill Clinton, which inadvertently nearly destroys Peter & Lois' marriage. -
14. No Meals on Wheels
DescriptionAfter Peter finds a valuable coin and sells it for $50,000, he and Lois open their own restaurant. Peter is dismayed, however, when Joe and all of his handicapped friends begin using the restaurant as their hangout, and bans them all. This leads to a huge showdown and an ironic fate for Peter. -
15. Boys Do Cry
DescriptionLois gets a job as the church organist, so the family decides to begin going back to church. When Stewie gets sick after receiving communion, the congregation becomes convinced that he has been possessed by the devil. While on the run, the family ends up in Texas, where Peter begins to fit right in with the cowboys, Stewie enters the “Little Miss Texas” pageant, and Chris and Meg sneak into George W. Bush's house. -
16. No Chris Left Behind
DescriptionAfter being expelled by his school for dragging down their average standardized test scores, Chris is accepted into a snobby private school, which forces his family to struggle to pay the tuition. -
17. It Takes a Village Idiot, and I Married One
DescriptionLois runs for mayor of Quahog, though she doesn't become the front-runner until she dumbs down her political views. Once in office, she becomes corrupted with the power that she now holds, and begins accepting bribes so that she can buy herself expensive things. Meanwhile, Peter comes to enjoy being the “first lady” of Quahog, and all of the perks that go along with it. -
18. Meet the Quagmires
DescriptionDeath grants Peter's wish to go back in time to 1984 when he was 18, but only for one night. He end up bailing on a date with Lois to hang out with a movie actress. When he returns to the present, he soon realizes that everything is but normal, as he is now married to the former actress, and Lois is with Quagmire.
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1. Blue Harvest
DescriptionWith the Griffins stuck at home during a blackout, Peter begins to tell a story, which leads to a Star Wars flashback. Acting out scenes from Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope. -
2. Movin' Out (Brian's Song)
DescriptionBrian moves in with Jillian, but Stewie moves in too to help pay the rent. Meg and Chris both get jobs at the local convenience store. -
3. Believe It or Not, Joe's Walking on Air
DescriptionJoe has a new surgery performed on him which allows him to walk. But the new Joe then abandons all of his old friends because they're all a bunch of lazy losers. -
4. Stewie Kills Lois
DescriptionStewie kills his mother Lois. But one year after her disappearance, Peter is charged with her death. -
5. Lois Kills Stewie
DescriptionWith Lois back in Quahog, Stewie escapes with Brian to Washington, D.C. and sets out to initiate his latest plan for world domination. -
6. Padre de Familia
DescriptionPeter discovers that he is an illegal Mexican immigrant, so he is forced to take a job as a day laborer for Lois's father. -
7. Peter's Daughter
DescriptionMeg is admitted to hospital due to a severe accident, and Peter vows to treat her better than he ever has before. -
8. McStroke
DescriptionPeter sues a fast food chain after he suffers a stroke from eating over 30 hamburgers in one sitting. -
9. Back to the Woods
DescriptionJames Woods gets his revenge on Peter by stealing his identity and moving in with his family. Peter responds by stealing Woods's identity and ruining his career. -
10. Play It Again, Brian
DescriptionBrian decides to declare his love for Lois as she and Peter accompany him to a writers' convention, and the Griffin kids are babysat by Herbert. -
11. The Former Life of Brian
DescriptionWhen Brian decides to look up an old flame on a whim, he discovers, to his horror, that he is the father of her teenage son. -
12. Long John Peter
DescriptionPeter feigns the life as a Pirate when he gets a pet Parrot. He terrorizes his neighbors and creates havoc in Quahog. When Chris takes Brian to the vet, Chris falls in love with the lovely intern Anna.
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1. Love Blactually
DescriptionStewie convinces Brian to take it slow with his new girlfriend, but she becomes impatient and hooks up with Cleveland. Brian then tries to get Cleveland back together with his ex-wife Loretta to get him out of the picture. -
2. I Dream of Jesus
DescriptionPeter discovers that Jesus Christ is working at a used record store and Quahog, and sets out to let everyone know that he has come back. -
3. Road to Germany
DescriptionStewie and Brian use a time machine to go back to Nazi-era Poland and rescue Mort. -
4. Baby Not on Board
DescriptionThe Griffins go on vacation but accidentally leave Stewie at home. -
5. The Man with Two Brians
DescriptionPeter gets the Griffins a new, younger dog to eventually replace an aging Brian. -
6. Tales of a Third Grade Nothing
DescriptionPeter must pass the third grade in order to get a promotion at the brewery. Brian and Frank Sinatra Jr. buy the nightclub, and Stewie turns it into a trendy hotspot. -
7. Ocean's Three and a Half
DescriptionThe guys try to find a way to help Joe and Bonnie get money to pay their hospital bills after their baby is born, a baby that Stewie has a crush on -
8. Family Gay
DescriptionPeter becomes temporarily gay after participating in a medical study. -
9. The Juice Is Loose!
DescriptionEveryone is up in arms after Peter becomes friends with O.J. Simpson. -
10. FOX-y Lady
DescriptionLois gets a job as an anchor at Fox News, while Peter and Chris try to sell a cartoon pilot to the Fox network. -
11. Not All Dogs Go to Heaven
DescriptionMeg finds religion while in bed with the Mumps, and reveals to the community that Brian is an Atheist. Meanwhile, Stewie builds a transporter to bring the cast of “Star Trek: The Next Generation” to Quahog. -
12. 420
DescriptionBrian becomes the leading proponent for legalization of marijuana in Quahog. -
13. Stew-Roids
DescriptionStewie begins taking steroids after he is beat up by a baby girl, and Chris begins dating one of the most popular girls in the school. -
14. We Love You Conrad
DescriptionBrian dates “Hills” star Lauren Conrad while trying to hide the fact that he is in love with someone else. -
15. Three Kings
DescriptionA series of parodies based on the Stephen King movies “Stand by Me,” “Misery,” and “The Shawshank Redemption.” -
16. Peter's Progress
DescriptionThe story of Griffin Peterson and the founding of Quahog.
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1. Road to the Multiverse
DescriptionStewie and Brian explore a series of alternate universes. -
2. Family Goy
DescriptionWhen Peter and Lois find out that Lois' mother was a Holocaust survivor, Peter decides that the Griffins will adopt the Jewish faith, until a vision of his dead father changes his mind. -
3. Spies Reminiscent of Us
DescriptionWith the help of Chevy Chase and Dan Aykroyd, Stewie and Brian discover that mayor Adam West is a Cold War sleeper agent. Meanwhile, Peter, Quagmire, and Joe start an improv comedy group. -
4. Brian's Got a Brand New Bag
DescriptionWhen Brian snags an older woman, he's the laughingstock of the family, but things get really bad when she breaks her hip and Brian has to be her errand-boy. -
5. Hannah Banana
DescriptionBrian helps Stewie meet Miley Cyrus before her concert in Quahog, and they discover a secret about her identity. Meanwhile, the family discovers that the evil monkey in Chris's closet isn't actually evil. -
6. Quagmire's Baby
DescriptionQuagmire is forced to take care of a baby he fathered when she is left on his doorstep, while Stewie creates clones of himself and Brian. -
7. Jerome Is the New Black
DescriptionThe guys find a new black friend to join their group, until Peter finds out that he slept with Lois. Meanwhile, Brian tries to find out why Quagmire hates him and tries to make amends. -
8. Dog Gone
DescriptionWhen Brian accidentally kills another dog he is surprised to see that no one cares so he tries to convince everyone that the life of a dog should have the same value as a human one. Meanwhile, Lois hires a maid who doesn't listen to Peter. -
9. Business Guy
DescriptionPeter takes over Pewterschmidt Industries when his father-in-law has a heart attack and goes into a coma. -
10. Big Man on Hippocampus
DescriptionThe Griffins are invited to be contestants on the game show “Family Feud.” After winning the game and advancing to the show's bonus round (called Fast Money), Lois puts the Griffins in prime position to win the game, but Peter bungles the opportunity when he stubbornly refuses to change his answer to the first question. Host Richard Dawson tries to remind Peter of the rules, but when Peter continues to argue and grabs Dawson, he gets pushed through a podium on the set and is knocked unconscious. At the hospital, Dr. Hartman tells Lois that Peter has amnesia. At home, … -
11. Dial Meg for Murder
DescriptionMeg goes to prison after her boyfriend escapes from jail, and returns as a frightening, hardened sociopath. -
12. Extra Large Medium
DescriptionAfter they are saved after being lost in the wilderness, Stewie helps Chris muster up the courage to ask a girl with Down Syndrome out on a date, while Peter pretends to be a psychic. -
13. Go, Stewie, Go!
DescriptionStewie poses as a girl so that he can appear on a children's show, but trouble arises when he falls for a female co-star. Meanwhile, Meg gets a new boyfriend, but Lois tries to make a move on him. -
14. Peter-assment
DescriptionPeter is sexually harassed by his unattractive female boss, but will he follow through with her advances and keep his job? -
15. Brian Griffin's House of Payne
DescriptionBrian sells his pilot for a heartwarming family drama to CBS, who then turns it into a lame, formulaic sitcom starring James Woods. Meanwhile, Meg and Chris try to hide Stewie's accidental injury they caused from their parents. -
16. April in Quahog
DescriptionPeter makes an embarrassing confession about his kids as everyone thinks the world is about to come to an end. -
17. Brian & Stewie
DescriptionIn the Special 1-Hour 150th Episode Event, Brian and Stewie get locked in a bank vault where they are forced to deal with each other on a whole new level. The one-hour event also includes never-before-seen musical footage. -
18. Quagmire's Dad
DescriptionQuagmire's dad comes to Quahog and announces that he's undergoing a sex change. And when Brian returns to town after a seminar, he accidentally makes the situation even more awkward. -
19. The Splendid Source
DescriptionWith Cleveland's help, Peter, Joe and Quagmire blow off a couples getaway to Maine to search for the origin of the worlds funniest dirty joke. -
20. Something, Something, Something, Dark Side
DescriptionWhile being chased by Darth Vader (Stewie) on the planet Hoth, young Luke Skywalker (Chris) has a vision of his dead mentor Obi-Wan Kenobi (Herbert), who tells him to go to the planet Dagobah and learn the ways of the Force from Jedi Master Yoda (Carl). Luke has a vision of the Empire capturing his friends and forgoes his Jedi training in order to save them by confronting Vader. Luke arrives at Cloud City and engages Vader in a lightsaber duel. Vader cuts off Luke's right hand, and with Luke cornered and defenseless, Vader goads him to join the dark side, and then reveals that he is his father. -
21. Partial Terms of Endearment
DescriptionLois agrees to become a surrogate mother for a friend who is unable to conceive a child of her own. But when the friend and her husband are killed in a car accident, Lois and Peter consider whether to terminate the pregnancy.
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1. And Then There Were Fewer
DescriptionBased on Agatha Christie's And Then There Were None, this episode sees nearly the whole of Quahog including the Griffins, Joe and Tom Tucker all invited to a party in their honour in a mysterious house. After the host is murdered, the guests must band together to try to figure out who the killer is. Yet, as more murders take place and more clues are revealed, the guests must decide who to turn into the police by morning. This episode was confirmed by Macfarlane to be a canon episode, the characters killed off in this episode have been officially terminated from the … -
2. Excellence in Broadcasting
DescriptionBrian does a 180 on Rush Limbaugh and befriends him after he reads one of his books. -
3. Welcome Back Carter
DescriptionAfter Peter catches Lois' dad, Carter, having an affair, he is strong-armed into keeping a secret. But when Peter accidentally spills the beans, Lois' mom demands a divorce, and Peter is in charge of Carter's return to bachelorhood. -
4. Halloween on Spooner Street
DescriptionPeter and Joe team up to execute a series of painful and humiliating Halloween pranks on unsuspecting family, friends and neighbors. While Brian shows Stewie the ropes of trick-or-treating, Meg sets out to attend her first high school Halloween party with high hopes for the evening. -
5. Baby, You Knock Me Out
DescriptionLois becomes a champion foxy boxer, and Peter acts as her manager. -
6. Brian Writes a Bestseller
DescriptionFeeling discouraged with the progress of his writing career, Brian decides to throw in the towel until Stewie becomes his manager and one of his books hits the bestseller list. But when the fame goes to his head, Brian gets a wake-up call from Bill Maher. Meanwhile, Lois decides that she and Peter need separate beds, a decision that leaves Peter looking for a new cuddle buddy. -
7. Road to the North Pole
DescriptionWhen Stewie's trip to the mall to see Santa ends on a very bad note, he and Brian decide to go up to the North Pole to teach Santa a lesson in Christmas cheer, “Stewie Griffin” style. -
8. New Kidney in Town
DescriptionPeter needs a new kidney after he destroys his own by making his own energy drink, and Chris gets to introduce President Obama at his high school after he plagiarizes Meg's poem about hope. -
9. And I'm Joyce Kinney
DescriptionLois becomes friends with the new television anchor, only to have her reveal Lois's most embarrassing secret on the air. -
10. Friends of Peter G.
DescriptionAfter a public disturbance, Peter and Brian are forced to attend a 12-step meeting to help kick their drinking problems. Unable to recognize his issue, Peter gets a visit from Death, who gives him a glimpse of what life would be like with and without “Mr. Booze” in his bloodstream. -
11. German Guy
DescriptionA jealous Mr. Herbert tries to tell Chris that the elderly German puppeteer that he is hanging out with is actually a notorious Nazi war criminal. -
12. The Hand That Rocks the Wheelchair
DescriptionMeg takes care of Joe while Bonnie is away, and she develops a crush. Meanwhile, Stewie creates an evil clone who escapes the house, and he and Brian try to find and stop him. -
13. Trading Places
DescriptionChris and Meg think their parents have it easy, and Peter and Lois beg to differ, so in order to teach them a lesson, they all trade roles. Chris goes to work at the brewery while Meg runs the house. While things start off well, it's not long until the stress of running a household and being the sole breadwinner break down Chris and Meg. -
14. Tiegs for Two
DescriptionWhen the local dry cleaner loses Peter's favorite white shirt, he goes ballistic. Meanwhile, Brian tries to score on a date with a new friend, Denise, but ends up striking out. Instead of calling it quits on love, he decides to enlist Quagmire's help, but things get nasty when they start to compete for the affections of each other's old flames, Cheryl Tiegs and Jillian. -
15. Brothers & Sisters
DescriptionLois's sister comes to town after yet another failed marriage, and quickly becomes engaged to mayor Adam West. -
16. The Big Bang Theory
DescriptionStewie and Brian go back in time to stop Bertram from killing Leonardo da Vinci. -
17. Foreign Affairs
DescriptionLois goes on a vacation with Bonnie to Paris, not knowing that Bonnie's intentions are to cheat on Joe. Back at home, Peter decides to homeschool the kids. -
18. Episode VI: It's a Trap
DescriptionClear some space for the third chapter of the funniest freakin' trilogy in the galaxy!
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1. Lottery Fever
DescriptionPeter blows his savings on lottery tickets and the family writes it off as one of his usual shenanigans until they end up millionaires. In true Griffin fashion, they can't handle the good fortune and struggle to stay grounded. -
2. Seahorse Seashell Party
DescriptionAs a hurricane hits Quahog, Brian gets high on psychedelic mushrooms and cuts his ear off, and Meg finally summons up the courage to confront the family. -
3. Screams of Silence: The Story of Brenda Q
DescriptionQuagmire and his friends try to talk his sister into getting away from her abusive boyfriend. But when she won't listen, they decide to take matters into their own hands. -
4. Stewie Goes for a Drive
DescriptionPeter befriends actor Ryan Reynolds until he discovers that Reynolds may be attracted to him, and Stewie leaves home after Brian figures out that he wrecked Brian's car. -
5. Back to the Pilot
DescriptionBrian and Stewie travel back in time to January 31, 1999 and witness the events that took place in the very first episode of Family Guy, “Death Has a Shadow”. -
6. Thanksgiving
DescriptionJoe's son, who was reported missing in Iraq, suddenly and unexpectedly appears during Thanksgiving dinner, but the story of his disappearance doesn't add up. -
7. Amish Guy
DescriptionThe Griffins stay in an Amish village after their car breaks down, but problems arise when Meg falls for a boy in the village. -
8. Cool Hand Peter
DescriptionPeter and the guys take a stand against their wives and flee to the Deep South on a road trip. On the way there, the men earn a one-way ticket to jail. But when they decide to make a run for it, Joe's quick planning and Peter's seductive ways help them escape. Meanwhile, Lois spends some quality time with the girls and they engage in childish antics. -
9. Grumpy Old Man
DescriptionLois's dad retires to a senior community in Florida, but has trouble getting used to it. -
10. Meg and Quagmire
DescriptionWhen Meg turns 18, Quagmire tries to make his move on her, but Peter tries to stop him. -
11. The Blind Side
DescriptionBrian discovers that his new blind girlfriend can't stand dogs, and Peter cannot negotiate his way down the new staircase. -
12. Livin' on a Prayer
DescriptionWhen Lois discovers that Stewie's sick playmate is being denied medical treatment because his parents are Christian Scientists, she decides to take matters into her own hands. -
13. Tom Tucker: The Man and His Dream
DescriptionTom Tucker goes to Hollywood to revive his acting career, with Peter as his agent. Back in Quahog, Chris starts dating a girl who looks exactly like Lois. -
14. Be Careful What You Fish For
DescriptionPeter allows a friendly dolphin to move in with the family, but soon discovers that he's really a jerk. Meanwhile, Stewie asks for Brian's help in busting a negligent day care provider. -
15. Burning Down the Bayit
DescriptionOverwhelmed with financial troubles, Mort asks Peter and Quagmire to help him save his pharmacy. However, things take a turn for the worse when the trio decides to burn it down to collect insurance money. -
16. Killer Queen
DescriptionWhen Peter and Chris go away to fat camp, they cross paths with a serial killer who targets overweight kids. Meanwhile, Stewie is traumatized by the frightening cover of a Queen album. -
17. Forget-Me-Not
DescriptionAfter a car accident, Peter, Brian, Joe, and Quagmire wake up in a hospital with no memory and discover that they're the last people left on Earth. -
18. You Can't Do That on Television, Peter
DescriptionPeter creates his own children's TV show and portrays Lois as an annoying nag, while Meg gets a chance to shadow a doctor. -
19. Mr. & Mrs. Stewie
DescriptionStewie falls for a girl who is just as wicked as he is, and Peter finds an unlikely alternative when Lois refuses to snuggle. -
20. Leggo My Meg-O
DescriptionMeg and her friend are kidnapped in Paris for the sex slave trade, and Stewie and Brian fly to Paris to rescue her. -
21. Tea Peter
DescriptionPeter joins the Tea Party but doesn't discover until it's too late that Carter Pewterschmidt is using the party to get rid of government for his own selfish motives. -
22. Viewer Mail #2
DescriptionThree skits: the British program that Family Guy is based on, everybody Peter touches turns into Robin Williams, and a look at the day through Stewie's eyes. -
23. Internal Affairs
DescriptionPeter talks Joe into having an affair and gets into another epic fight with the giant chicken.
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1. Into Fat Air
DescriptionThe Griffins try to beat Lois's obnoxious ex-boyfriend's family to the top of Mount Everest. -
2. Ratings Guy
DescriptionAfter the Griffins become a Nielsen Family, everyone gets mad at Peter for convincing the networks to make ridiculous changes to popular shows. -
3. The Old Man and the Big 'C'
DescriptionBrian discovers that Carter Pewterschmidt is dying of cancer, but soon becomes suspicious when he makes a seemingly impossible and miraculous recovery. -
4. Yug Ylimaf
DescriptionBrian causes time to move backwards when he tampers with Stewie's time machine, which may result in Stewie being unborn. -
5. Joe's Revenge
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6. Lois Comes Out of Her Shell
DescriptionWhile Lois goes through a mid-life crisis, Stewie discovers that his new pet turtle is evil. -
7. Friends Without Benefits
DescriptionMeg finds out that her crush is actually gay and is interested in Chris. -
8. Jesus, Mary and Joseph!
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9. Space Cadet
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10. Brian's Play
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11. The Giggity Wife
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12. Valentine's Day in Quahog
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13. Chris Cross
DescriptionChris is fed up with Meg's efforts to blackmail him, so he moves in with Mr. Herbert. Meanwhile, Stewie and Brian became huge fans of 70s soft rock star Anne Murray. -
14. Call Girl
DescriptionLois works for a phone sex line and Peter falls in love with her, not knowing that he is actually speaking to his wife. -
15. Turban Cowboy
DescriptionPeter becomes a Muslim but later discovers that he is also part of a terrorist plot to blow up a bridge in Quahog. -
16. 12 and a Half Angry Men
DescriptionMayor West is on trial for murder, and Brian is the only one on the jury who thinks he is not guilty. -
17. Bigfat
DescriptionPeter reverts back to a feral state after being lost in the Canadian wilderness for two months after a plane crash. -
18. Total Recall
DescriptionLois begins hanging out with Joe and Quagmire while Peter is sick, and Stewie tries to rescue Rupert after he is recalled. -
19. Save the Clam
DescriptionThe guys fight to save The Drunken Clam after the bank closes it, and Meg gets into trouble at her new job at the funeral home. -
20. Farmer Guy
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21. Roads to Vegas
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22. No Country Club for Old Men
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1. Finders Keepers
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2. Vestigial Peter
DescriptionAfter a vestigial twin grows out of Peter's neck, which he names Chip, he eventually starts realizing that people like Chip more than they like him, so Peter has him amputated. However, after Peter gets into trouble, he realizes he needs Chip more than ever. -
3. Quagmire's Quagmire
DescriptionQuagmire falls in love with a woman who is just as kinky as he is, but doesn't find out until it's too late that she's a complete psycho. -
4. A Fistful of Meg
DescriptionMeg turns to Quagmire for help taking on a school bully, and Brian looks for a way to get back at Peter for forcing him to see him naked. -
5. Boopa-dee Bappa-dee
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6. Life of Brian
DescriptionWhen Stewie and Brian travel back to 17th century Jamestown, via Stewie's time machine, they encounter too many close calls with altering the course of mankind. Stewie decides to destroy his time machine, but immediately regrets his decision when an unthinkable event happens and he is unable to go back in time. -
7. Into Harmony's Way
DescriptionFame gets to Peter when he forms a song writing team with Quagmire. -
8. Christmas Guy
DescriptionPeter fills Carter with the spirit of Christmas; Stewie goes on to get the only thing he wants for Christmas. -
9. Peter Problems
DescriptionLately Peter hasn't been able to perform very well in the bedroom. So he asks Quagmire and Joe to step in and help him get his mojo back. -
10. Grimm Job
DescriptionPeter tells Stewie the stories “Jack and the Beanstalk,” “Little Red Riding Hood,” and “Cinderella.” -
11. Brian's a Bad Father
DescriptionBrian tries to use Dylan's television connections to further his career. -
12. Mom's the Word
DescriptionPeter is seduced by his late mother's longtime friend, while Stewie is distraught over the realities of death. -
13. 3 Acts of God
DescriptionPeter is sick of opposing football teams thanking God for beating the Patriots, so he and the guys go on a quest to find the Lord and ask Him to stop interfering in the outcomes of football games. -
14. Fresh Heir
DescriptionWhen Chris is made the sole heir to Carter's fortune, he refuses to take the money, so Peter takes drastic measures to keep the wealth in the family. -
15. Secondhand Spoke
DescriptionPeter is asked to be the face of an anti-smoking campaign after taking up smoking cigarettes, while Stewie helps Chris face school bullies. -
16. Herpe, the Love Sore
DescriptionStewie gets herpes from Brian, while Peter and the guys discover that another group has taken their favorite booth at the Drunken Clam. -
17. The Most Interesting Man in the World
DescriptionLois calls Peter an idiot for bringing home the wrong baby after he takes Stewie to the park for some father-son bonding, so he goes to Chicago on a business trip and returns a smart, classy person. -
18. Baby Got Black
DescriptionChris runs away with Jerome's daughter Pam, whom Jerome has forbidden Chris from dating, so Jerome must work with Peter to find their kids. -
19. Meg Stinks!
DescriptionPeter takes Meg to a college for an interview where they end up partying, while Brian is forced to live in the wild after a skunk sprays him. -
20. He's Bla-ack!
DescriptionCleveland returns to Quahog, but is forbidden from spending time with Peter when their wives get into an argument over parenting. -
21. Chap Stewie
DescriptionStewie tries to erase himself from history when Peter and Chris constantly interrupt his TV time, only to end up as the baby of a British family.
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1. The Simpsons Guy
DescriptionThe Griffins end up in Springfield while on a road trip and meet the Simpsons. -
2. The Book of Joe
DescriptionThings get out of hand when Peter helps Joe get a book published, while Brian starts exercising. -
3. Baking Bad
DescriptionPeter and Lois open a bakery, but things get out of hand when Peter comes up with a way to attract customers. -
4. Brian the Closer
DescriptionAfter getting a cosmetic surgery, Brian becomes a real estate agent, only to get in trouble with Quagmire. -
5. Turkey Guys
DescriptionOn the night before Thanksgiving, Peter and Brian get drunk and eat the whole turkey, so they have to get a new one on Thanksgiving Day. With Peter gone, Chris tries to take over as the man of the house. -
6. The 2000-Year-Old Virgin
DescriptionPeter and the guys set out to throw Jesus the best birthday party in order to help him lose his virginity. -
7. Stewie, Chris & Brian's Excellent Adventure
DescriptionStewie and Brian take Chris back through time to help him with history class, only to end up stuck in the past. -
8. Our Idiot Brian
DescriptionBrian begins to think he's not so smart when he takes the SAT'S for Megan and gets a low score, so Peter decides to show him the joys of being an idiot. -
9. This Little Piggy
DescriptionMeg becomes a foot-fetish model, while Brian accompanies Stewie on an adventure outside of preschool. -
10. Quagmire's Mom
DescriptionQuagmire gets into trouble with his mother at a party thrown by Peter's alter-ego Justin. -
11. Encyclopedia Griffin
DescriptionPeter and the guys start a detective agency and discover that Chris is a thief. In the meantime, Lois is worried about Chris when gets involved in a delusional relationship. -
12. Stewie Is Enceinte
DescriptionStewie impregnates himself with Brian's DNA to save their friendship, while Peter and the guys try to make a viral video. -
13. Dr. C and the Women
DescriptionCleveland becomes a therapist and counsels Peter and Lois during marriage. -
14. JOLO
DescriptionPeter is hailed as a hero after he finds a missing child by accident, while Joe quits his job as a police officer to live life to the fullest. -
15. Once Bitten
DescriptionBrian becomes more submissive as a result of attending obedience school and Chris discovers his new friend is using him to get close to Meg. -
16. Roasted Guy
DescriptionWhen Peter's insulted by old friends at a roasting of him, he joins a group of mean girls. -
17. Fighting Irish
DescriptionPeter prepares for a fight with Liam Neeson, while Lois becomes a class mom and pays more attention to the other children over Stewie. -
18. Take My Wife
DescriptionLois books a couple's vacation, but it turns out to be a marriage counseling program. Carter is frustrated because the kids are so into their electronics.
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1. Pilling Them Softly
DescriptionStewie gets addicted to Adderal; Peter and Quagmire make their own cooking shows which rival each other. -
2. Papa Has a Rollin' Son
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When the guys find Joe's dad, Peter must pretend to be Joe when he learns Joe's father hates handicapped people; after Stewie learns he will grow up to be only 5'1", he becomes friends with Tom Cruise, who happens to be short as well. -
3. Guy, Robot
DescriptionStewie builds a robot friend after a fight with Brian and Lois makes Peter buy a new mattress. -
4. Peternormal Activity
DescriptionPeter and his friends try to make a horror movie when a murder occurs during the making; Brian's attitude when wearing glasses annoys Stewie. -
5. Peter, Chris, & Brian
DescriptionWhen Peter goes to his mother's home to retrieve his stash of porn, he finds a ‘To Peter From Peter’ tape that makes him feel like a failure. -
6. Peter's Sister
DescriptionPeter's sister Karen comes over for Thanksgiving, while Stewie goes a little too far as he and Brian go on a cleanse to avoid overeating. -
7. Hot Pocket-Dial
DescriptionQuagmire finally confesses his love for Lois, but it happens while he accidentally pocket dials Peter, who is furious, so Brian tries to fix the situation. -
8. Brokeback Swanson
DescriptionJoe becomes a quadriplegic while Brian has an affair with a married woman. -
9. A Shot in the Dark
DescriptionWhile participating in a newly formed neighborhood watch group, Peter is arrested and charged with a hate crime. -
10. Candy, Quahog Marshmallow
DescriptionWhen the guys travel to Korea to retrieve the final episode of an Asian soap that Quagmire starred in, Quagmire is reunited with a former lover. Stewie is concerned that he will be a redhead. -
11. The Peanut Butter Kid
DescriptionStewie's new role brings Peter and Lois into show business. -
12. Scammed Yankees
DescriptionPeter and father-in-law Carter are scammed in Nigeria. -
13. An App a Day
DescriptionPeter learns about phone apps and overloads his phone with them. He buys a new phone with more memory and gives his old phone to Chris, which causes a series of horrible events. Meanwhile, Stewie joins a tennis club and invites Brian to be his tennis partner. -
14. Underage Peter
DescriptionPeter uses Brian as a way to get alcohol, after Mayor West bans alcohol from all people under 50. -
15. A Lot Going on Upstairs
DescriptionBrian must stop the demons inside Stewie's mind after he has his first nightmare. -
16. The Heartbreak Dog
DescriptionBrian and Bonnie run away together after declaring their love for each other meanwhile Meg starts volunteer work in a retirement home. -
17. Take a Letter
DescriptionTo pay for Stewie’s private school, Lois becomes a postal worker. She finds a letter from Peter that was never sent to his old fling, Gretchen, dated a week before their marriage. When Gretchen tries to come between Lois and Peter, Lois has a plan of her own. -
18. The New Adventures of Old Tom
DescriptionPeter gets lost in the mall overnight after his family abandons him. Meanwhile, Brian pretends to be a millionaire to win over a girl. -
19. Run, Chris, Run
DescriptionTo everyone’s surprise, Chris wins homecoming king. However, Meg finds out that the cool kids plan to prank him during the homecoming ceremony, so they go to the school to investigate. Meanwhile, Cleveland starts hanging out with Jerome, the bartender. So Peter and the guys try to replace him. -
20. Road to India
DescriptionBrian falls in love with a tech support worker in India, so he and Stewie travel there to find her. Meanwhile, Joe invites Peter to his bingo night, but when Peter becomes the new center of attention, Lois helps Joe reclaim the group.
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1. The Boys in the Band
DescriptionStewie and Brian form a band aimed at children, but face a breakup when they set their eyes on the same girl. Meanwhile, Chris gets a job as Quagmire's personal assistant for his sex life. -
2. Bookie of the Year
DescriptionBrian and Lois decide it's time for Chris to work out his anger management issues by taking up a sport. Chris surprises everyone and becomes a star baseball pitcher, which turns Peter into a gambling father, as he bets on his son's baseball games. Meanwhile, Stewie, Brian and Frank Sinatra Jr. attempt to open an Italian restaurant. -
3. American Gigg-olo
DescriptionAfter the local airline pilots go on strike, Quagmire looks for new work and becomes a gigolo. When his clients begin to avoid paying for his services, he asks Peter for help getting his money. Meanwhile, Brian is kicked off Peter’s health insurance, so he gets a job at a hardware store, until Stewie gets him fired and things get medical. -
4. Inside Family Guy
DescriptionFamily Guy takes viewers behind the scenes of a regular production week, with James Woods as the guide. See the ins-and-outs of what goes into the making of an episode and watch the drama unfold as Peter is replaced and ends up in the office of Fox Television Group Chairmen and CEOs Dana Walden and Gary Newman to pitch his very own new series. -
5. Chris Has Got a Date, Date, Date, Date, Date
DescriptionTaylor Swift agrees to go to a homecoming dance with Chris after he asks her via online video. However, when she starts to fall for him, her music takes a hit. Meanwhile, Peter decides to try a new profession and sees firsthand what it's like to be an Uber driver. -
6. Hot Shots
DescriptionIn order to “save” Stewie from autism, Peter and Lois decide not to vaccinate him and then proceed to convince the rest of Quahog to follow suit. Stewie runs away to save himself from diseases until Sean Penn swoops in to save the day and brings vaccines to the whole town. -
7. High School English
DescriptionIn an anthology episode, the cast reenacts three classic pieces of literature commonly taught in high school: “The Great Gatsby,” “The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn” and “Of Mice and Men”. -
8. Carter and Tricia
DescriptionCarter buys the Pawtucket Patriot brewery and decides to cut some corners to save a few bucks. Peter overhears the plan and runs and tells investigative journalist Tricia Takanawa about Carter's plan to use toxic chemicals in the beer cans. Meanwhile, Brian's drivers' license has expired and he enlists Stewie as an instructor. -
9. How the Griffin Stole Christmas
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10. Passenger Fatty-Seven
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11. Gronkowsbees
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12. Peter's Def Jam
DescriptionThe guys try to start a podcast, but Peter goes solo and branches out as a DJ. Meanwhile, back at the Griffin home, Lois' allergy forces Brian to move into Stewie's bedroom and the two have roommate difficulties. -
13. The Finer Strings
DescriptionThe guys decide to form a string quartet, but Peter doesn't make the cut. Meanwhile, Brian is forced to be Carter's seeing eye dog and enjoys the life of luxury a little too much -
14. The Dating Game
DescriptionQuagmire discovers the “dating” app Tinder, forcing Peter, Joe and Cleveland to intervene and save him from his soul-sucking hedonism. Meanwhile, Stewie finds out that he has scoliosis and learns the perks of his latest diagnosis -
15. Cop and a Half-wit
DescriptionPeter helps Joe out with several crime cases, but when Joe tries to take all the credit, Peter gets extremely angry. Meanwhile, Brian convinces Stewie to join a football team and panics when he gets a concussion. -
16. Saturated Fat Guy
DescriptionIn an attempt to avoid eating the healthy food that Lois forces him to eat, Peter opens up his own food truck with fattening foods. Meanwhile, Meg joins a roller derby team, despite Chris thinking it’s too dangerous -
17. Peter’s Lost Youth
DescriptionPeter gets jealous of Lois when she upstages him at a Red Sox fantasy baseball camp. Meanwhile, Stewie runs away from home when Meg is left to babysit him -
18. The Peter Principal
DescriptionPeter becomes the temporary principal at the high school, and Meg uses his new power to get even with her bullies. Meanwhile, Brian and Stewie open a bed & breakfast that quickly turns into a brothel. -
19. Dearly Deported
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20. A House Full of Peters
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1. Emmy-Winning Episode
DescriptionTired of not winning an Emmy, Peter embarks on his own For Your Consideration campaign for FAMILY GUY by making the show more like Emmy-winning shows - and no category is off limits. -
2. Foxx in the Men House
DescriptionPeter becomes friends with a cool, handsome paramedic named Stryker Foxx. Wrapped up in his newfound “coolness,” he soon dumps Quagmire, Joe and Cleveland. -
3. Nanny Goats
DescriptionPeter and Louis find themselves with a golden opportunity to reconnect as a couple after Lois' parents get a nanny to take care of the children for them. -
4. Follow the Money
DescriptionChris receives a special one-dollar bill as a birthday present, but he quickly loses it and the dollar passes into the possession of everybody in Quahog. -
5. Three Directors
DescriptionThe story of Peter's firing from the brewery, as told in the styles of Quentin Tarantino, Wes Anderson, and Michael Bay. -
6. The D in Apartment 23
DescriptionWhen Brian posts an offensive tweet that goes viral and the rest of the Griffins are also treated as outcasts, he's forced to move out of the Griffin house. -
7. Petey IV
DescriptionVladimir Putin comes to Quahog after Peter writes to him about an alternate ending to the Russian version of Rocky IV (1985). -
8. Crimes and Meg's Demeanor
DescriptionPeter encourages Meg to attend a high school party, where she takes up drinking, which both concerns and delights her father. Meanwhile, Brian begins spying on his neighbors and suspects Principal Shepherd of a crime. -
9. Don't Be a Dickens at Christmas
DescriptionIn this special holiday episode, a selfish Peter loses his Christmas spirit and is visited by ghosts of Christmas past, present and future who take him on a journey around Quahog in the style of Charles Dickens' “A Christmas Carol”. -
10. Boy (Dog) Meets Girl (Dog)
DescriptionBrian is smitten with a female show dog and enters a show dog competition in which the winner gets to breed her; Peter and Lois go to extreme measures to try to convince Chris that Arthur Valentine doesn't exist. -
11. Dog Bites Bear
DescriptionStewie and Brian get into a friendship-ending fight after Brian commits a terrible act to one of Stewie's beloved toys. Meanwhile, Peter refuses to wash his hand after meeting his favorite breakfast cereal mascot, Boo Berry. -
12. Send in Stewie, Please
DescriptionStewie reveals secrets about himself in a session with his school psychologist. -
13. V Is for Mystery
DescriptionStewie and Brian are detectives who embark on solving a string of mysterious murders set in Victorian-era London. -
14. Veteran Guy
DescriptionAfter Peter and the guys get caught pretending to be military veterans and are found guilty of the Stolen Valor Act, a judge sentences them to join the U.S. Coast Guard. -
15. The Woof of Wall Street
DescriptionBrian convinces Stewie to teach him how to invest in the stock market after learning Stewie has a knack for making money from it. Meanwhile, Peter, Quagmire, Cleveland, and Joe look after the Drunken Clam while Jerome is away. -
16. 'Family Guy' Through The Years
DescriptionFAMILY GUY is reimagined as a series that’s been on the air for 60 years and, in a special retrospective, it looks back at the cultural events and issues that were tackled on the show in the 1950s, ‘60s and ’70s. -
17. Switch the Flip
DescriptionTo help get Brian's life in order, Stewie and Brian swap bodies using a machine that Stewie invents, but chaos quickly ensues around Quahog when the machine goes haywire. -
18. HTTPete
DescriptionTo help promote the brewery to millennials, Peter adopts the millennial lifestyle, and his methods soon attract the attention of a high-powered Silicon Valley executive. -
19. The Unkindest Cut
DescriptionQuagmire's most treasured body part gets cut off in a freak accident and he is forced to learn how to live without it. Meanwhile, Stewie and Brian search for Mort after learning there is a $10,000 reward for turning him into the police for his involvement in a drug scam. -
20. Are You There God? It's Me, Peter
DescriptionAfter Peter falls into a coma, Peter meets God face-to-face, which leads him to ask some of life's tough questions.
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1. Married with Cancer
DescriptionBrian quickly falls in love with a woman, and after receiving devastating news regarding her cancer diagnosis, he proposes marriage. -
2. Dead Dog Walking
DescriptionBrian's marriage to Jess doesn't go as planned, especially after her miraculous cancer recovery, so at Peter's suggestion, Brian lets himself go, leading Jess to make a surprising decision. -
3. Pal Stewie
DescriptionStewie befriends a boy his age; Peter and Lois attend a seminar on self-empowerment. -
4. Big Trouble in Little Quahog
DescriptionStewie invents a shrinking machine that shrinks him and Brian down to microscopic size. -
5. Regarding Carter
DescriptionLois receives a surprising birthday present from her father, Carter Pewterschmidt, that leads to an unfortunate accident leaving him dependent on Lois and the Griffin's care. -
6. Stand By Meg
DescriptionAfter Meg saves Stewie from a choking incident, Stewie makes it his personal mission to create a better life for Meg. Meanwhile, Chris is sent to a vocational school. -
7. The Griffin Winter Games
DescriptionTo the surprise of all the Griffins, Meg makes the U.S. Olympic team as a biathlete and competes in the Winter Olympics. -
8. Con Heiress
DescriptionStewie and Brian compete for the inheritance of a wealthy, older heiress. Meanwhile, Peter and Chris battle for Mr. Herbert's affection. -
9. Pawtucket Pete
DescriptionThe Pawtucket Brewery hires new bosses, who decide to change the company's mascot. In an attempt to be crowned the new face of Pawtucket Ale, Peter and Brian go head-to-head. -
10. Hefty Shades of Gray
DescriptionAfter Peter's hair turns white from a ghost-hunting adventure in his house with the guys, his new look grabs the attention of local news anchor Tom Tucker. Under Tucker's guidance, he learns the ways of reporting fake news, and soon becomes a senior crime analyst on Quahog's Channel 5 News. Meanwhile, Brian and Stewie attempt to help Chris improve his dating game. -
11. Trump Guy (2)
DescriptionThe Griffins move to Washington D.C. where Peter is hired as the new White House Press Secretary. -
12. Bri, Robot
DescriptionBrian worries about the legacy he's leaving behind, so Stewie makes a robot duplicate as a living biography. -
13. Trans-Fat
DescriptionPeter is mistakenly identified as transgender, which leads to an unexpected event and an important learning lesson. -
14. Family Guy Lite
DescriptionAfter a mishap at work, Peter decides to take his health more seriously and diet with the help of Quagmire, Joe, and Cleveland. When Lois takes a stab at writing a romantic fantasy novel, a curious Brian and Stewie investigate to find out who she might have a crush. -
15. No Giggity, No Doubt
DescriptionWhen the guys volunteer to chaperone the high school prom, Quagmire hits it off with Courtney only to discover that she is his daughter. To his and the gang's surprise, Quagmire makes a serious effort to embrace parenting Courtney, joining Peter and Meg on an ill-fated father-daughter camping trip. -
16. You Can't Handle the Booth
DescriptionThe Griffins provide DVD commentary on a recent episode and reveal never-before-told drama between Peter and Lois. -
17. Island Adventure
DescriptionIn search of Stewie's cherished big wheel tricycle, that Peter threw out, Stewie and Brian embark on an adventure to “Garbage Island,” a giant floating mass of trash out in the sea. Meanwhile, Lois tries to help Quagmire elevate his dating game, as he courts a middle-aged woman. -
18. Throw It Away
DescriptionAfter Lois reads a new book on the joys of decluttering, she challenges the rest of the Griffins to throw anything out of the house that does not spark joy. While all starts out well, Lois soon takes the decluttering to a surprising extreme. -
19. Girl, Internetted
DescriptionWhen Meg suddenly becomes internet famous, she and an excited Peter work together to build her following and create content for her new image that revolves around unhealthy eating. Meanwhile, Brian and Stewie revel in a new ride while Brian's car gets repaired. -
20. Adam West High
DescriptionWhen Brian's proposition to rename Quahog's high school “Adam West High,” to honor the late Mayor West, is successful, he feels encouraged to run for office as Quahog's new mayor. The race takes a turn when Quagmire campaigns against Brian for the open seat.
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1. Yacht Rocky
DescriptionWhen the brewery announces it will be firing one employee, Peter is nervous he will be the one let go; the family departs on a Yacht Rock cruise that doesn't go as expected. -
2. Bri-Da
DescriptionPeter and his friends are sick of forgetting the million-dollar business ideas they come up with while drinking, so they strap on Joe's police body cams to record their every move. Meanwhile, Quagmire is trying to come to terms with an unexpected family development. -
3. Absolutely Babulous
DescriptionWhen Stewie receives a participation medal in his school's toddler games, he begins to question everything he has ever won. Meanwhile, Peter causes a fight between Lois' parents and must repair the damage he caused. -
4. Disney's The Reboot
DescriptionThe network decides that it's time to explore some unique ways to reboot the series. When three versions of the reboots are shown to a focus group, the feedback takes some surprising turns. -
5. Cat Fight
DescriptionWhen Quagmire opens a cat café in town, Brian decides to take a stand to get the café shut down. Meanwhile, when Meg and Chris get in trouble at school, Lois becomes nervous and decides they need to go to church camp in order to find their way. -
6. Peter & Lois' Wedding
DescriptionThe Wi-Fi goes out in the Griffin house, leaving the family with nothing to do for the evening. In order to keep the family entertained, Peter and Lois decide to tell the kids the story of how they met and fell in love in the '90s. -
7. Heart Burn
DescriptionTo celebrate Peter and Lois' wedding anniversary, the Griffins present their own versions of three well-known love stories. -
8. Shanksgiving
DescriptionPeter gets himself arrested to avoid Lois' special Thanksgiving dinner; A secret that Stewie's been keeping from everyone is revealed. -
9. Christmas is Coming
DescriptionWhen Meg takes Stewie to the mall to meet Santa, she has a surprising response. Meanwhile, Stewie is entirely scarred from the same experience and Brian tries to help him process it. -
10. Connie's Celica
DescriptionWhen Lois gets a job as the music teacher at Chris and Meg's school, a mean student decides to make Lois the target of her antics. -
11. Episode 11
DescriptionWhen Brian accidentally becomes a local hero, an old street pal, and now a successful millionaire dog, reaches out and tries to convince him to get neutered. Meanwhile, Lois gets a pixie cut against Peter's wishes, so Peter retaliates by trying to out-embarrass her. -
12. Undergrounded
DescriptionPeter secretly gets a credit card and overspends the family money, so Lois grounds him. To plan the perfect escape, he builds a tunnel leading directly to The Drunken Clam. -
13. Rich Old Stewie
DescriptionStewie's future life could not be going any better, living as a wealthy, old Mr. Burns-type man, until his retirement is interrupted by Brian, who brings news that Peter is dying. -
14. The Movement
DescriptionWhen Peter starts coaching for Quahog's minor league baseball team, he gets constipated during the national anthem and must kneel, unintentionally becoming the face of racial justice. -
15. Baby Stewie
DescriptionStewie builds a DNA-altering machine that will allow him to remain smart forever, but the invention has the adverse effect and he instead transforms into what he should have always been - an actual baby. -
16. Start Me Up
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17. Coma Guy
DescriptionWith a newfound love for rocking out to Van Halen, Peter gets in a car accident and falls into a coma. -
18. Better Off Meg
DescriptionWhen Meg is erroneously reported to have died in a car crash, she goes along with the story to start a new life elsewhere. Meanwhile, the Griffins experience a life without Meg. -
19. Holly Bibble
DescriptionCooped up in a hotel room due to a big storm, the Griffins pass the time by reimagining three stories from the Bible. -
20. Movin’ In (Principal Shepherd’s Song)
DescriptionPrincipal Shepherd moves in with the Griffins after he is fired for fat-shaming Chris at school. Meanwhile, Brian sues Stewie for writing a series of children's books which portray him as an idiot.
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1. Stewie’s First Word
DescriptionStewie finally says his first word, and it's a swear. When Lois is shunned by the other moms, she tries to figure out where Stewie could have possibly learned it. -
2. The Talented Mr. Stewie
DescriptionStewie “breaks up with” Rupert after learning that he used to belong to Chris. Unable to get over his feelings of betrayal, Stewie decides to take action. -
3. Boys & Squirrels
DescriptionWhen Peter injures himself and a family of squirrels in a chainsaw accident, Chris and Stewie take in one of the injured rodents to nurse it back to health. Meanwhile, a chiropractor fixes Peter's injury by realigning his spine - and restoring him to his “true height” of 6'5". -
4. CutawayLand
DescriptionPeter and Lois accidentally set up a cutaway gag together, which somehow transports them into the cutaway itself. -
5. La Famiglia Guy
DescriptionWhen Joe asks Peter to be the godfather to his daughter, Peter commits to his mistaken interpretation of the role so much that he becomes a real gangster. -
6. Meg's Wedding
DescriptionMeg plans her wedding to an unexpected Quahog resident. Meanwhile, Peter finds a new vest and on one of many adventures fitting for his new attire, his arms are torn off and he is left with tiny hands that have yet to grow back. -
7. Wild Wild West
DescriptionLois and Peter are divided by differing views on who the next Mayor of Quahog should be. Upset at Lois' first choice, Peter seeks out the late Mayor Adam West's cousin, Wild Wild West. -
8. Pawtucket Pat
DescriptionBrian's new job as a journalist leads him to uncover that Pawtucket Pat, Quahog's hero and brewery founder, took part in racist actions against Native Americans; the town becomes divided on whether or not to remove the statue that commemorates him -
9. The First No L
DescriptionWhen the family fails to help Lois with the Christmas shopping, she walks out on the family and the Griffins must try to save Christmas on their own. -
10. Fecal Matters
DescriptionWhen Peter makes it through a bad flu season without getting sick, the hospital asks him to volunteer as a nurse, but he finds himself at a crossroads when his mortal enemy, The Giant Chicken, is admitted to the ER. Meanwhile, Brian receives his genetic test results and learns he is part cat, causing him to have an identity crisis. -
11. Boy’s Best Friend
DescriptionBrian bonds with his new girlfriend's son; Peter, Quagmire and Cleveland take a joy ride in Joe's new classic corvette. -
12. And Then There's Fraud
DescriptionAfter attending a baseball game, Peter and Chris are inspired to start a memorabilia business. Meanwhile, Stewie tries to combat aging by getting plastic surgery, but ends up taking it too far. -
13. PeTerminator
DescriptionStewie designs a “Terminator” Peter robot to destroy Lois for trying to feed him broccoli, but when things don't go according to plan, Stewie and Brian must go on a Terminator-esque mission to save Stewie's life. -
14. The Marrying Kind
DescriptionStewie gets a mail order bride from Ukraine and experiences domestic life. Meanwhile, Peter and Chris become addicted to free hotel breakfast buffets. -
15. Customer of the Week
DescriptionAfter feeling unappreciated by her family, Lois taps into her villainous side and attempts to win “Best Customer” at her favorite coffee shop. -
16. Who's Brian Now?
DescriptionBrian has a microchip that reveals he had a family before the Griffins, when he then seeks out. After meeting the richer, smarter Hendersons, Brian struggles to enjoy his life with the Griffins as much as he once did. -
17. Young Parent Trap
DescriptionLois and Peter are mistaken for “young parents” by another couple at Stewie's school and invited to live in a millennial apartment complex, leaving Meg and Chris home alone. -
18. Meg Goes to College
DescriptionMeg deals with a college admissions scandal, while Brian embarks on a fitness journey. -
19. Family Cat
DescriptionBrian tries to convince The Griffins that their new adopted cat, Pouncy, is evil. -
20. Tales of Former Sports Glory
DescriptionThe guys regale each other with stories of youthful athletic accomplishments. Cleveland was a teenage baseball player from Cuba, Quagmire was a bad boy tennis superstar from New York and Peter was an underdog boxer from Philadelphia.
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1. Must Love Dogs
DescriptionTitle: LASIK Instinct
With her vision waning, Lois elects to get LASIK surgery, but exploits her new disability for monetary gain. Meanwhile, Peter, Chris and Stewie must partake in all the activities with Doug that his father neglects. -
2. Rock Hard
DescriptionWhile at an old record store, Peter and the guys recount tales of three rock legends: Jim Morrison, Muddy Waters and Elton John. -
3. Must Love Dogs
DescriptionQuagmire meets an avid dog lover, and pretends Brian is his dog in an attempt to win her over. Meanwhile, Chris helps Stewie track down the culprit who stole his Halloween candy. -
4. 80's Guy
DescriptionImpelled by nostalgia, Peter recreates movie scenes from his favorite decade; Stewie and Doug compete to retrieve a Frisbee stuck at the top of the jungle gym. -
5. Brief Encounter
DescriptionWhen Peter and Quagmire accidentally switch underwear, they begin to mimic the other's behavior. Stewie and Doug agree to commit each other's murders. -
6. Cootie & The Blowhard
DescriptionStewie takes drastic measures when he thinks he is diagnosed with terminal cooties. Peter becomes infatuated with Bonnie's cooking. -
7. Peterschmidt Manor
DescriptionLois and her father attend the funeral of Lois' childhood nanny. Peter and the rest of the family turn Pewterschmidt mansion into a hotel. -
8. The Birthday Bootlegger
DescriptionA new boss quells Peter’s favorite part about work: office birthdays. Stewie is put in detention and comes out a ruffian. -
9. The Fatman Always Rings Twice
DescriptionIn noir-style, Peter/Mac investigates the disappearance of Meg/Sister Megan. -
10. Christmas Crime
DescriptionWhen Mayor West's nativity scene is ruined, Brian is seen as the prime suspect. -
11. Mister Act
DescriptionAn accident leaves Peter with a high-pitched voice, so Jesus coaches him into fending off the choir boys; Stewis is attracted to Lois' new masculine physique. -
12. The Lois Quagmire
DescriptionAt odds with Peter, Lois takes Quagmire to her high school reunion; the rest of the family must cover up the death of a pizza delivery man. -
13. Lawyer Guy
DescriptionPeter hires the town's new lawyer, Brick Baker, to represent him in litigation against his new neighbor – who turns out to be Brick; Brian and Stewie become lobstermen and save Rupert from the perils of the deep. -
14. HBO-No
DescriptionThe Griffins tell their own versions of three HBO shows: “Game of Thrones,” “Succession” and “Big Little Lies.” -
15. Hard Boiled Meg
DescriptionMeg is invigorated by her new role as a getaway driver, Meanwhile, Quagmire can't rid himself of the hiccups and implores Peter to kill him. -
16. Prescription Heroine
DescriptionAfter Brian sustains an injury, Lois gets hooked on his painkillers. Meanwhile, Cleveland refurbishes Peter's ping pong table, which becomes the hot spot in the neighborhood. -
17. All About Alana
DescriptionWhen Lois' piano student, Alana, comes to work for the Griffins, Lois is initially glad for the help, until she realizes Alana's intentions are more sinister than she thought. -
18. Girlfriend, Eh?
DescriptionPeter and Chris take a road trip to Canada to prove the existence of Chris' girlfriend. Meanwhile, Lois and Meg compete for the attention of a handsome handyman. -
19. First Blood
DescriptionThe guys' physical prowess is tested at Mayor West's dude ranch. Meanwhile, Stewie thinks he's gotten his first period. -
20. The Jersey Bore
DescriptionPeter attends a business conference in Atlantic City with Preston. Meanwhile, Stewie helps Chris prepare for his role in Adam West High's rendition of “Romeo and Juliet”.