An explore the day-to-day (or rather, nighttime) lives of 3 vampires who have actually cohabited for over 100 years, in Staten Island.
1. Pilot
Description
The vampires try to plan a lavish bloodfeast in honor of a visit by their ancient master from the Old Country.
2. City Council
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The vampires get embroiled in local Staten Island politics as their first step to world domination.
3. Werewolf Feud
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The fragile truce between the vampires and Staten Island’s werewolves is tested, and Colin Robinson finds romance with a new co-worker.
4. Manhattan Night Club
Description
The vampires venture into Manhattan, to make an alliance with an old friend who is now the king of the Manhattan vampires.
5. Animal Control
Description
Lazslo, in bat form, is captured by Staten Island Animal Control and must be rescued, while Nadja can no longer resist reconnecting with her reincarnated lover Gregor.
6. Baron's Night Out
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The Baron awakens from his slumber and demands to experience the wonders of the New World in a night out in the town.
7. The Trial
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The vampires must defend themselves as an international vampire tribunal gathers to judge them for their transgressions.
8. Citizenship
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Nadja trains Jenna on how to take her first victim, and Nandor applies for American citizenship.
9. The Orgy
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Tensions run high as the vampires prepare to host the Biannual Vampire Orgy.
10. Ancestry
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Nandor visits one of his living descendants, and a lover from Nadja's past re-emerges.
1. Resurrection
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Nadja and Laszlo's new familiar poses problems for an increasingly anxious Guillermo, and the vampires enlist the services of a local necromancer.
2. Ghosts
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The vampires hold a seance to deal with a ghost infestation, which leads to a larger infestation.
3. Brain Scramblies
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The vampires attend their first human Super Bowl party, while Guillermo’s search for virgins uncovers a deadly threat.
4. The Curse
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While the vampires fear they've been electronically cursed, Guillermo tries to thwart a deadly threat to his masters.
5. Colin's Promotion
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Colin Robinson gets promoted at work, and his new power threatens the balance of power in the vampire house.
6. On the Run
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After a vengeful enemy from the past appears without warning, Laszlo flees his home and goes into hiding to avoid certain death.
7. The Return
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The vampires offer shelter to an old nemesis who’s down on his luck.
8. Collaboration
Description
Nandor's old familiar from the 1970s returns to Staten Island, Guillermo leaves to serve a new master, and Nadja and Lazslo revive their musical act.
9. Witches
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When Nandor and Laszlo are abducted by a coven of witches, the others must venture Brooklyn to rescue them.
10. Théâtre des Vampires
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As they prepare to attend the most exclusive event on the vampiric social calendar, the vampires try to survive without Guillermo.
1. The Prisoner
Description
Guillermo's fate hangs in the balance as the vampires receive a promotion.
2. The Cloak of Duplication
Description
A forbidden artifact is used to help Nandor court a health club employee.
3. Gail
Description
An old flame returns, and an ancient vehicle is resurrected.
4. The Casino
Description
The vampires embark on a road trip from which they may never return.
5. The Chamber of Judgement
Description
Justice is served, both vampirically and also in small claims court.
6. The Escape
Description
An ancient beast escapes and threatens the existence of all vampires everywhere.
7. The Siren
Description
Two travelers are shipwrecked and a doll runs away from home.
8. The Wellness Center
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Nandor is persuaded to reject vampirism and pursue a healthier lifestyle.
9. A Farewell
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Colin has a birthday and a vampire says goodbye.
10. The Portrait
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The housemates grieve the loss of one of their own. Season finale.
1. Reunited
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The vampires return from their world travels to find their mansion on the verge of collapse, and a freakish new creature in the house.
2. The Lamp
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Nandor's search for love is finally successful, and Nadja realizes her lifelong ambition of opening a vampire nightclub.
3. The Grand Opening
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Opening night of Nadja's vampire nightclub is threatened when the big musical guest cancels.
4. The Night Market
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The vampires take a trip to the secret Night Market, where all the supernatural creatures gather to barter and haggle.
5. Private School
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The vampires endure the private school admissions interview process.
6. The Wedding
Description
Guillermo loses his mind trying to help Nandor plan the perfect vampire wedding.
7. Pine Barrens
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Nandor and Laszlo air out their differences on a hunting trip at an isolated cabin, Nadja has a girls' night, and Guillermo reconnects with his family for the first time in twelve years.
8. Go Flip Yourself
Description
The mansion gets a makeover.
9. Freddie
Description
Guillermo has a visitor from overseas.
10. Sunrise, Sunset
Description
Baby Colin reaches that awkward age.
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