South Park


South Park
  • Rating: 8.80
  • Year of issue: 1997
  • Genres: Comedy, Animation
  • Countries: United States
  • Duration: 22 minutes
  • Complexity: 9

Follows the misadventures of four irreverent grade-schoolers in the quiet, useless town of South Park, Colorado.

  • 45. Episode
    Description
  • 1. Cartman Gets an Anal Probe
  • 2. Weight Gain 4000
    Description
    Kathie Lee Gifford comes to South Park to present an award to Cartman, and Mr. Garrison hopes to use the event to assassinate her.
  • 3. Volcano
    Description
    The kids go hunting with the rather trigger happy Jimbo and Ned. Little do they know that a volcano is on the verge of erupting.
  • 4. Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride
    Description
    Stan becomes distracted from the upcoming football game because his dog is gay, so he turns to the gayest man in town for advice, Big Gay Al.
  • 5. An Elephant Makes Love to a Pig
    Description
    Kyle tries to crossbreed an elephant with a pig to win a science contest.
  • 6. Death
    Description
    Grampa wants Stan to kill him, the parents all want to kill the Terrance and Philip show, and Death just wants to kill someone.
  • 7. Pinkeye
    Description
    Kenny's death spawns an outbreak of the living dead in South Park.
  • 8. Starvin' Marvin
    Description
    The boys sponsor a starving Ethiopian child, only to have him show up on their doorstep.
  • 9. Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo
    Description
    The town is forced to remove anything that either has anything to do with Christmas or is offensive in the least bit to anyone. And Kyle tries to convince everyone of the existence of “Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo.”
  • 10. Damien
    Description
    The son of Satan called Damien is sent to Earth to find Jesus. Jesus and Satan end up in a fight of good and evil. The only problem is it's the same date as Cartman's birthday.
  • 11. Tom's Rhinoplasty
    Description
    When Mr. Garrison takes time off to get plastic surgery, the kids get the lovely Miss Ellen as their substitute. While she seems nice enough, Wendy notices the effect she has on the boys in the class, notably her boyfriend, Stan. Determined to win her man back, Wendy decides to dig a little deeper into Miss Ellen's background to find out what secrets she's really hiding.
  • 12. Mecha-Streisand
    Description
    Barbra Streisand comes to South Park after she learns that the boys have discovered a mysterious ancient stone. She hopes to unlock the stone's magical powers and transform herself into a deadly robotic giant.
  • 13. Cartman's Mom Is a Dirty Slut
    Description
    Eric Cartman goes on a quest to find out who his father was. But when he learns who his mother slept with matters get complicated… because she slept with everybody in town.
  • 1. Terrance and Phillip in Not Without My Anus
    Description
    Terrance and Phillip must go to Iran to rescue Terrance's kidnapped daughter. Meanwhile Saddam Hussein takes over Canada.
  • 2. Cartman's Mom is Still a Dirty Slut
    Description
    The boys get snowed in at the hospital while waiting to learn the identity of Cartman's father. Meanwhile, the townspeople resort to cannibalism when they get snowed in.
  • 3. Chickenlover
    Description
    Mr. Barbrady goes back to school after it is discovered that he is illiterate. As he learns to read, a criminal is on the loose molesting all the chickens in South Park.
  • 4. Ike's Wee Wee
    Description
    Mr. Mackey is fired from school after losing a marijuana sample in class and winds up becoming a druggie, and Kyle tries to keep his brother Ike from having his bris after he finds out what will take place during the ceremony.
  • 5. Conjoined Fetus Lady
    Description
    The people of South Park attempt to raise awareness of the school nurse's disability. Meanwhile, the boys travel to China to compete in a dodge ball championship.
  • 6. The Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka
    Description
    The kids get revenge on Jimbo and Ned after they fail their report on Vietnam. However, their practical joke sparks a fierce ratings war between “Jesus and Pals” and Jimbo and Ned's hunting program.
  • 7. City on the Edge of Forever
    Description
    As their school bus teeters over the edge of a cliff, the boys recall past memories.
  • 8. Summer Sucks
    Description
    Summer at South park is not going well: fireworks are banned, and a giant ash snake is ravaging the countryside.
  • 9. Chef's Salty Chocolate Balls
    Description
    Hollywood big-shots try to turn South Park into another Sundance. However, they wreak havoc on the town's eco-system, which could cause Mr. Hankey to die.
  • 10. Chickenpox
    Description
    The boys get angry and seek revenge when they discover that their parents orchestrated a sleepover at Kenny's house so that they could all get chickenpox.
  • 11. Roger Ebert Should Lay Off the Fatty Foods
    Description
    The boys investigate a mysterious conspiracy centered around the South Park Planetarium. Meanwhile, Cartman auditions for a TV commercial.
  • 12. Clubhouses
    Description
    Stan builds a clubhouse so he can play truth or dare with Wendy. Meanwhile, he deals with his parents' unexpected divorce.
  • 13. Cow Days
    Description
    All of South Park's cows become mesmerized by the town's new Wooden Cow Memorial. Meanwhile, the kids' plan to win a Terence and Philip doll from a carney at the Cow Days festival becomes complicated and dangerous.
  • 14. Chef Aid
    Description
    The boys organize a music festival to raise money when Chef is sued by a record company.
  • 15. Spookyfish
    Description
    Stan thinks his new pet fish is evil after it kills two people in his bedroom. Also, the parallel-universe version of Cartman shows up in South Park, and everyone likes him more than the real Cartman.
  • 16. Merry Christmas Charlie Manson!
    Description
    Stan, Kyle and Kenny go to Nebraska to spend Christmas with Eric's family. Meanwhile, Charlie Manson escapes from prison with Eric's uncle, and the boys help teach him the true meaning of Christmas.
  • 17. Gnomes
    Description
    A school assignment pairs the boys up with Tweek, a neurotic boy who claims that gnomes are stealing his underwear. Meanwhile, Tweek's father fights against a corporation that is stealing his business.
  • 18. Prehistoric Ice Man
    Description
    Kyle and Stan fight over what to name a man they found frozen in ice from 1996. Meanwhile, the government attempts to steal the frozen man.
  • 1. Rainforest Shmainforest
    Description
    The gang gets lost in the rain forest after going to Costa Rica with a singing tour.
  • 2. Spontaneous Combustion
    Description
    Randy Marsh becomes a national hero after he discovers the reason why South Park residents are spontaneously combusting. Meanwhile, Kyle and Stan have a plan to help Kyle's dad get a res-erection.
  • 3. The Succubus
    Description
    The boys try to save Chef from a woman who is stealing him from them. Meanwhile, Cartman gets glasses.
  • 4. Jakovasaurs
    Description
    A surviving breed of dinosaur is discovered in South Park, but no one but Cartman can stand them.
  • 5. Tweek vs. Craig
    Description
    The boys pit two classmates against each other for entertainment. Meanwhile, Kenny takes a home ec class.
  • 6. Sexual Harassment Panda
    Description
    South Park Elementary is nearly bankrupt when Cartman sues Stan for sexual harassment.
  • 7. Cat Orgy
    Description
    Cartman deals with an abusive babysitter, her boyfriend and a cat in heat when his mother goes to a party.
  • 8. Two Guys Naked in a Hot Tub
    Description
    Stan is stuck playing with Butters and Pip at a party. Meanwhile, Randy and Gerald experiment with their sexuality.
  • 9. Jewbilee
    Description
    Kenny comes with Kyle to Jewish Camp and almost witnesses the destruction of the Jewish faith.
  • 10. Korn's Groovy Pirate Ghost Mystery
    Description
    The rock band Korn visits South Park during Halloween to solve the mystery of the pirate ghosts that are terrifying the town.
  • 11. Chinpokomon
    Description
    The kids (But not Kyle) get hooked on a brainwashing violent cartoon from Japan which turns them against the American government.
  • 12. Hooked on Monkey Fonics
    Description
    The boys have a hard time relating to two new students who have been home schooled.
  • 13. Starvin' Marvin in Space
    Description
    The government tries to hunt down Starvin' Marvin after he steals an alien spaceship.
  • 14. The Red Badge of Gayness
    Description
    A drunken Civil War re-enactment leads to an actual Civil War breaking out.
  • 15. Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics
    Description
    Mr. Hankey hosts a collection of Christmas songs sung by South Park characters.
  • 16. Are You There God? It's Me, Jesus
    Description
    Stan worries that he is maturing more slowly than his friends. Meanwhile, Jesus feels pressured to perform a miracle at the start of the new millennium.
  • 17. World Wide Recorder Concert
    Description
    The boys feud with New Yorkers at a gathering of elementary school kids. Meanwhile, Mr. Garrison confronts his father.
  • 1. The Tooth Fairy's Tats 2000
    Description
    The boys enter the world of organized crime when they realize they can make money from the tooth fairy with other children's teeth.
  • 2. Cartman's Silly Hate Crime 2000
    Description
    Cartman is sent to juvenile hall after he throws a rock at a black child.
  • 3. Timmy 2000
    Description
    A handicapped boys' arrival in class leads to protest. Meanwhile, the boys are diagnosed with ADD and heavily medicated.
  • 4. Quintuplets 2000
    Description
    The Marshes adopt a group of Romanian Quintuplets after they are orphaned in South Park. However, soon the Romanian government demands them back. Meanwhile, Kenny develops a talent for singing.
  • 5. Cartman Joins NAMBLA
    Description
    Cartman joins NAMBLA, thinking it will introduce him to more mature friends. Meanwhile, Kenny tries to dispose of his unborn baby brother.
  • 6. Cherokee Hair Tampons
    Description
    Kyle needs a kidney transplant, and Cartman is the only suitable donor. Meanwhile, Mr. Garrison writes a novel.
  • 7. Chef Goes Nanners
    Description
    Chef protests the racist South Park flag.
  • 8. Something You Can Do with Your Finger
    Description
    Randy is outraged when Stan and the other boys start a boy band.
  • 9. Do the Handicapped Go to Hell?
    Description
    The boys become obsessed with religion after a sermon about hell scares them. Meanwhile, Saddam returns to Hell and tries to dispose of Satan's new boyfriend.
  • 10. Probably
    Description
    Cartman becomes an evangelical preacher when the boys break off from their church. Meanwhile, the feud between Saddam and Chris continues.
  • 11. 4th Grade
    Description
    The boys deal with a strict new teacher and experiment with time travel as Mr. Garrison comes to terms with his sexuality.
  • 12. Trapper Keeper
    Description
    Cartman's new trapper keeper threatens to assimilate the town unless Kyle and a robot from the future can stop it.
  • 13. Helen Keller! The Musical
    Description
    Cartman goes overboard directing a Thanksgiving production of “The Miracle Worker.” Meanwhile, Timmy develops a bond with a runt turkey named Gobbles.
  • 14. Pip
    Description
    Pip attends boarding school in an adaptation of “Great Expectations.”
  • 15. Fat Camp
    Description
    Cartman is outraged when he is sent to fat camp by his mother. Meanwhile, Kenny becomes famous for a “Jackass” style TV show.
  • 16. The Wacky Molestation Adventure
    Description
    The boys tell the police that their parents molest them and soon there are no adults left in South Park. However, without authority figures, society crumbles.
  • 17. A Very Crappy Christmas
    Description
    When everyone in South Park decides to forgo presents and celebrate a non-materialistic holiday season, the boys try to bring the spirit of commercialism back to Christmas by making an animated film.
  • 1. It Hits the Fan
    Description
    Society is almost destroyed when a popular television show uses the word “shit” on the air.
  • 2. Cripple Fight
    Description
    The boys fight to get Big Gay Al reinstated as their scout leader, and Timmy is jealous of the new handicapped kid in town, Jimmy.
  • 3. Super Best Friends
    Description
    Stan enlists the help of an elite team of religious leaders including Jesus and Mohammed to help him rescue Kyle from a cult.
  • 4. Scott Tenorman Must Die
    Description
    Cartman plans an elaborate revenge when an older boy cons him out of money.
  • 5. Terrance and Phillip: Behind the Blow
    Description
    The boys attempt to reunite their idols Terrance & Philip after the Canadian duo has a falling out. Meanwhile, South Park falls under the control of environmentalists.
  • 6. Cartmanland
    Description
    Cartman inherits a large sum of money and uses it to purchase his own amusement park. His resulting success causes Kyle to lose faith in God.
  • 7. Proper Condom Use
    Description
    Improper sex ed classes lead to the boys declaring war on the girls.
  • 8. Towelie
    Description
    The boys try to rescue their new video game system from the hands of a government agency with the help of a talking towel named Towelie.
  • 9. Osama Bin Laden Has Farty Pants
    Description
    The boys come face to face with Osama Bin Laden after they are mistakenly shipped to Afghanistan.
  • 10. How to Eat with Your Butt
    Description
    Cartman puts a picture of Kenny's butt on a milk carton as a prank, but is disturbed when a couple arrives in South Park claiming it was a picture of their missing son.
  • 11. The Entity
    Description
    Kyle's cousin Kyle, a negative Jewish stereotype, comes to town to visit. Meanwhile, Mr. Garrison comes up with an only-slightly more pleasant alternative to airline travel.
  • 12. Here Comes the Neighborhood
    Description
    A class war ensues in South Park when it becomes a hot spot for rich celebrities. Meanwhile, Token feels rejected by his friends and goes to live with lions.
  • 13. Kenny Dies
    Description
    The boys cope with loss when Kenny is hospitalized with a terminal illness. Cartman attempts to save him by legalizing stem cell research.
  • 14. Butters' Very Own Episode
    Description
    Butters' mother snaps and tries to kill her son after the revelation that her husband frequents gay bath houses.
  • 1. Jared Has Aides
    Description
    The boys try to fatten up Butters and then liposuction him so they can get a marketing deal at a local restaurant. Meanwhile, Jared from the Subway commercials causes a controversy when he reveals that he lost weight with the help of aides.
  • 2. Asspen
    Description
    The kids and their families take a vacation together in Aspen. However, the parents get stuck in an endless timeshare presentation, and Stan is forced into a showdown with a cocky skier.
  • 3. Freak Strike
    Description
    The boys disguise Butters as a mutant to win prizes on The Maury Povich show. They become upset when Butters' prize is a round of putt-putt golf, and so Cartman goes on the show as an out of control teen. The mutant freaks who make a career of visiting TV talk shows go on strike, taking Butters with them.
  • 4. Fun with Veal
    Description
    Stan leads the boys in kidnapping all the baby cows from a local ranch after a first hand look at how veal is made turns him into a vegetarian.
  • 5. The New Terrance and Phillip Movie Trailer
    Description
    The boys have to sit through an episode of “Fightin' Round The World” with Russell Crowe so they can see a preview for the new movie starring Terrence & Philip. However, bad luck forces them to race across town searching for a working TV.
  • 6. Professor Chaos
    Description
    After being shunned by his friends, Butters develops a villainous alter ego and sets out to wreak havoc on the town. Meanwhile, the boys search for a new friend.
  • 7. The Simpsons Already Did It
    Description
    Professor Chaos struggles to find an evil scheme that hasn't already been done on “The Simpsons.” Meanwhile, Cartman accidentally creates life in his aquarium.
  • 8. Red Hot Catholic Love
    Description
    Father Maxi travels to the Vatican to confront the growing problem of priests molesting children. Meanwhile, Cartman discovers that it is possible to crap out of your mouth.
  • 9. Free Hat
    Description
    The boys start a group to stop a maniacal Steven Spielberg from altering “Raiders of the Lost Ark” while also catering to a group who demand a trailer-trash toddler murderer be freed.
  • 10. Bebe's Boobs Destroy Society
    Description
    Bebe's breasts begin to develop, and the boys are at a loss to explain why they are suddenly drawn to her, when they had no interest in her before.
  • 11. Child Abduction Is Not Funny
    Description
    Parents in South Park become gripped with fear that their children will be abducted, which leads to them taking more and more extreme measures to ensure their safety, finally culminating in a giant wall being built around the town.
  • 12. A Ladder to Heaven
    Description
    The boys try to build a ladder to heaven to retrieve a winning ticket Kenny had before he died. When their efforts are mistaken for an act of childhood innocence, a media circus ensues.
  • 13. The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers
    Description
    Randy and Sharon realize too late that the box they have sent with the boys contains a porno rather than a copy of “The Lord Of The Rings.” As the parents race to stop them in time, the boys realize the tape they have has a strange power over people.
  • 14. The Death Camp of Tolerance
    Description
    Mr. Garrison does what he can to get fired for being gay so he can sue the school for millions of dollars. This turns out to be easier said than done because the parents and school staff feel they have to be tolerant no matter what.
  • 15. The Biggest Douche in the Universe
    Description
    Stan tries to disprove psychic John Edward after a reading messes with Kyle's mind. Meanwhile, Cartman and Chef travel to Scotland to exorcise Kenny from Cartman's body.
  • 16. My Future Self n' Me
    Description
    A freak electric storm causes Stan's future self to return to the present. Stan's future self is an unemployed drug addict, but Stan suspects that it is a hoax.
  • 17. Red Sleigh Down
    Description
    When an attempt to bring Christmas to Iraq turns disastrous, the boys head to Iraq with Jesus and Mr. Hankey to save Santa from terrorists.
  • 1. Cancelled
    Description
    Chef and the children learn that Earth is actually just a reality show for other planets. When they learn it is to be canceled, the boys travel to a distant planet to plead their case to the network executives.
  • 2. Krazy Kripples
    Description
    Jimmy and Timmy form a club for people who were handicapped from birth. They call it the Crips, and soon find themselves caught up in gang warfare with the real Crips in Denver. Meanwhile, Christopher Reeve does battle with Gene Hackman over stem cell research.
  • 3. Toilet Paper
    Description
    The boys toilet paper their art teacher's house to get revenge for a bad grade. When Kyle's guilty conscience makes him want to confess, Cartman makes an attempt on his life.
  • 4. I'm a Little Bit Country
    Description
    The town is divided down the middle on the Iraq war issue. Therefore, Cartman tries to induce a flashback so that he can find out what the Founding Fathers would have to say about the war.
  • 5. Fat Butt and Pancake Head
    Description
    Cartman makes a Jennifer Lopez hand doll and turns her into a music star, which draws the furious anger of the real Jennifer Lopez as well as the sexual advances of Ben Affleck.
  • 6. Lil' Crime Stoppers
    Description
    After the boys start a Jr. Detective's Club and find a girl's missing doll, they are recruited by the county police department. Their first assignment: to break up a meth lab.
  • 7. Red Man's Greed
    Description
    South Park residents are forced out of their homes when an Indian casino takes their land.
  • 8. South Park Is Gay
    Description
    Kyle, Mr. Garrison and Mr. Slave travel to New York City to bring an end to the latest “metrosexual” fad, and discover that it's actually part of a crab-people conspiracy to take over the planet.
  • 9. Christian Rock Hard
    Description
    Cartman, Butters and Token become Christian rock stars so that Cartman can win his bet with Kyle. Meanwhile, Kyle, Stan and Kenny learn the sad consequences of illegally downloading music from the Internet.
  • 10. Grey Dawn
    Description
    South Park takes all of the driver's licenses away from its senior citizens, and the AARP responds by launching an armed invasion of the town to defend their rights.
  • 11. Casa Bonita
    Description
    When Butters is invited to Kyle's birthday party instead of Cartman, Cartman kidnaps Butters and locks him in a bomb shelter.
  • 12. All About Mormons
    Description
    Stan learns about the Mormon religion after a new family moves to South Park from Utah. Caught up in the family-friendly doctrine of the church, Randy declares the Marshes to be Mormon as well.
  • 13. Butt Out
    Description
    Rob Reiner comes to town to lead an anti tobacco crusade after the boys briefly take up smoking.
  • 14. Raisins
    Description
    Stan becomes inconsolable after Wendy breaks up with him, and Butters has a crush on a sexy waitress at a local restaurant.
  • 15. It's Christmas in Canada
    Description
    The boys go to Canada to retrieve Ike, after his birth parents show up in South Park and claim him as their own.
  • 1. Good Times with Weapons
    Description
    The boys lie to get ninja weapons from the fair, but must decide whether or not to tell their parents when Butters is injured with a throwing star.
  • 2. Up the Down Steroid
    Description
    Jimmy begins using steroids to improve his chances in the special Olympics. Meanwhile, Cartman disguises himself as a handicapped boy so he can enter as well and win the cash prize.
  • 3. The Passion of the Jew
    Description
    Cartman leads a campaign against the Jews after seeing “The Passion Of The Christ.” Meanwhile, Stan and Kenny try to get their money back from Mel Gibson and discover that he is completely insane.
  • 4. You Got F'd in the A
    Description
    A gang of kids from the O.C. challenge Stan do a dance-off. But before the big event, Butters must confront a painful event from his past.
  • 5. AWESOM-O
    Description
    Cartman dresses up as a robot from Japan, sent to Butters. He tricks him into believing it and can't give away his identity because he finds out Butters has a video of him dancing to Britney Spears and kissing a Justin Timberlake picture! It gets even more out of hand as the military decide to try to capture ‘the robot’ to make it a weapon.
  • 6. The Jeffersons
    Description
    Michael Jackson moves to South Park but tries to conceal his identity. and local cops try to frame him because he is a rich black man.
  • 7. Goobacks
    Description
    When people from a poverty-stricken future travel back in time to find work, South Park residents accuse them of taking their jobs.
  • 8. Douche and Turd
    Description
    Stan refuses to vote in the school mascot election because his choices are a giant douche and a turd sandwich. Unfortunately, his views on voting are seen as un-American, and he is ultimately banished from the town.
  • 9. Something Wall-Mart This Way Comes
    Description
    When a Wall-Mart built in South Park takes business away from local businesses, the boys go to the company's headquarters to get it destroyed.
  • 10. Pre-School
    Description
    A bully who was sent to juvenile hall in a misunderstanding is released, and comes looking for revenge.
  • 11. Quest for Ratings
    Description
    The boys begin to exaggerate stories when their student news show falls behind in the ratings.
  • 12. Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset
    Description
    Mr. Slave fights against Paris Hilton when she becomes a bad influence on the girls in South Park. Meanwhile, Paris offers Butters' parents a huge amount of money if she can keep Butters as a pet.
  • 13. Cartman's Incredible Gift
    Description
    Cartman mistakenly believes he is a psychic, and is recruited by the police to help them with investigations.
  • 14. Woodland Critter Christmas
    Description
    Stan helps a group of woodland critters by killing a mountain lion, only to discover that he's helping them give birth to the Antichrist.
  • 1. Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina
    Description
    After Mr. Garrison gets an operation and becomes a woman, Kyle decides he wants to be black and Gerald decides he wants to be a dolphin.
  • 2. Die Hippie, Die
    Description
    Cartman leads the resistance when a mass of hippies accumulates in South Park and starts a music festival.
  • 3. Wing
    Description
    The boys start a talent agency and represent a woman named Wing in Hollywood.
  • 4. Best Friends Forever
    Description
    Can Cartman and Kenny stay as “Best Friends Forever”, even when Kenny buys the last PSP in stock? A 2005 Emmy Award Winner for Outstanding Animated Program (in Less Than One Hour)!
  • 5. The Losing Edge
    Description
    The boys enlist Kyle's cousin to help them lose in baseball so they won't have to go to the finals. Meanwhile, Randy trains to fight other parents during Stan's games.
  • 6. The Death of Eric Cartman
    Description
    When the boys decide to ignore Cartman, he assumes that he is dead, and enlists Butters to help him make up for his past sins.
  • 7. Erection Day
    Description
    Jimmy gets his first erection just days before the school talent show.
  • 8. Two Days Before the Day After Tomorrow
    Description
    When a dam breaks and floods a nearby town, South Park residents assume it was caused by global warming and barricade themselves in the community center.
  • 9. Marjorine
    Description
    Butters fake his own death and disguises himself as a girl so he can infiltrate a sleepover and steal a fortune telling device from the girls. Meanwhile, Butters' father turns to the occult to bring back his son.
  • 10. Follow That Egg
    Description
    Mrs. Garrison leads the fight against gay marriage when she learns her ex is getting married. Meanwhile, Stan becomes jealous when Kyle and Wendy are paired up for a school project.
  • 11. Ginger Kids
    Description
    Cartman leads a vendetta against kids with red hair and freckles, until a prank makes him think he is one of them.
  • 12. Trapped in the Closet
    Description
    After Stan scores a remarkably high “Thetan Level” at a Scientology center, he is considered to be the reincarnation of Scientology founder L. Ron Hubbard. John Travolta, Tom Cruise and other Scientologists go to South Park to convince Stan to be their leader, but when Stan makes disparaging remarks about Cruise's acting, the movie star locks himself inside a bedroom closet. R&B singer R. Kelly is recruited to get Tom Cruise to come out of the closet, but eventually Kelly, as well as Travolta, find themselves all trapped in the closet.
  • 13. Free Willzyx
    Description
    When a prank convinces the boys that a whale in a local aquarium is an alien from the moon, they go to extreme measures to sent it home.
  • 14. Bloody Mary
    Description
    Randy is forced to go to AA meetings, where he becomes convinced that he has a disease. Desperate, he and Stan go on a pilgrimage to a statue of the virgin Mary that is miraculously bleeding from its ass.
  • 1. The Return of Chef
    Description
    Chef returns to town after joining a group called The Super Adventure Club. However, when he begins to express an interest in molesting children, the boys suspect that the club has brainwashed him.
  • 2. Smug Alert!
    Description
    Stan convinces everyone in South Park to drive Hybrid cars after Kyle moves to San Francisco. However, soon a dangerous cloud of “smug” forms over South Park.
  • 3. Cartoon Wars: Part 1
    Description
    Cartman begins a one-man crusade to get “Family Guy” taken off the air after it shows an image of Mohammed. But his real motive is not that it's offensive to Muslims–it's because the show's not funny.
  • 4. Cartoon Wars: Part 2
    Description
    Cartman finds an unlikely ally in his quest to get “Family Guy” off the air: Bart Simpson. He also discovers Fox's surprising secret about the show's writers.
  • 5. A Million Little Fibers
    Description
    Towelie's autobiography, “A Million Little Fibers”, becomes Oprah Winfrey's official Book of the Month selection and a bestseller… but for how long?
  • 6. ManBearPig
    Description
    A lonely and attention-desperate Al Gore comes to South Park Elementary to explain the dangers of the biggest threat to the planet: Manbearpig. Although the kids believe Gore uses Manbearpig as a way of gaining attention, they decide to help him capture the creature…with disastrous results.
  • 7. Tsst
    Description
    Eric's mom turns to a “dog whisperer” as a last resort to turn him to a good little boy. The whisperer is successful in making Eric calm and submissive, but he may have also turned him into a repressed killer.
  • 8. Make Love, Not Warcraft
    Description
    The kids work around the clock to improve their character skills in “World of Warcraft” so that they can beat a fellow gamer who keeps violating the rules and killing everyone else's characters.
  • 9. Mystery of the Urinal Deuce
    Description
    Kyle sets out to prove that 9/11 wasn't a government conspiracy, and actually uncovers a government conspiracy to create a conspiracy.
  • 10. Miss Teacher Bangs a Boy
    Description
    Kyle discovers that his brother Ike is having a sexual relationship with his kindergarten teacher. The police are reluctant to help, so Kyle is forced to turn to the new school hall monitor for help: Eric “Dawg” Cartman.
  • 11. Hell on Earth 2006
    Description
    Satan returns to Earth to throw a huge members-only Holloween party in Los Angeles, and the boys keep summoning the ghost of Biggie Smalls–which means that he's going to miss the party.
  • 12. Go God Go
    Description
    Cartman tries to cryogenically freeze himself so that he doesn't have to wait for the new Nintendo machine, and Ms. Garrison falls for the new Evolution teacher and becomes an Atheist.
  • 13. Go God Go XII
    Description
    Cartman is stuck in the future, in the middle of an international civil war between rival Atheist factions. And he STILL can't play Nintendo Wii.
  • 14. Stanley's Cup
    Description
    Stan Marsh has hit rock bottom. He's got no job, no bicycle and his only way out of a bad situation, is to coach the local pee wee hockey team. Once a hotshot pee wee hockey player himself, Stan Marsh has tried to put those days behind him. But he's still living with the memory of how let his team down when he missed the winning shot in the big game. Now, he's about to find out that being a coach means facing your past. He's determined to show his kids what it's like to be a winner!
  • 1. With Apologies to Jesse Jackson
    Description
    Stan becomes a social outcast after his father Randy says “the N-Word” on national television, but Michael Richards and Mark Furhman come to Randy's rescue.
  • 2. Cartman Sucks
    Description
    Cartman takes a photo with Butters's penis in his mouth to prove Butters is gay. He later finds out what the picture really means and freaks out when the photo disappears. Meanwhile, Butters to has to go to a special camp to calm his urges.
  • 3. Lice Capades
    Description
    A lice outbreak hits Ms. Garrison's class, and at least one parasite is determined to survive after his lice civilization is destroyed.
  • 4. The Snuke
    Description
    While trying to find a way to persecute the new Arab kid in his class, Cartman accidentally uncovers an unrelated plot to assassinate Hillary Clinton at a South Park political rally.
  • 5. Fantastic Easter Special
    Description
    In a parody of “The daVinci Code,” Stan discovers the real reason behind Easter, decorating eggs, and the Easter Bunny.
  • 6. D-Yikes!
    Description
    Ms. Garrison's latest date goes so badly that she assigns the class the book report over the weekend, but the boys hire immigrant labor to write it. Meanwhile, Ms. Garrison becomes a lesbian and saves the women's bar from a Persian takeover.
  • 7. Night of the Living Homeless
    Description
    One day after Kyle gives $20 to a homeless person, South Park becomes overrun with panhandlers.
  • 8. Le Petit Tourette
    Description
    Cartman fakes having Tourette's syndrome so he can say whatever he wants without getting in trouble.
  • 9. More Crap
    Description
    Randy Marsh sets the world record for the biggest bowel movement, until Bono comes along and challenges it.
  • 10. Imaginationland
    Description
    Cartman takes Kyle to court because he refuses to follow through with his promise to suck Cartman's balls if they see a Leprechaun. Meanwhile, Muslim extremists attack “Imaginationland,” and the government plans a counter-attack.
  • 11. Imaginationland: Episode II
    Description
    With the help of Stan, Kyle, and Kurt Russell, the military is able to access the portal to Imaginationland. Meanwhile, Cartman is determined to make sure that Kyle follows through with his court-mandated sentence.
  • 12. Imaginationland: Episode III
    Description
    All hope appears to be lost for Imaginationland, until it is discovered that Butters has the power to lead them to victory. And will Cartman ever get Kyle to suck his balls?
  • 13. Guitar Queer-o
    Description
    Stan and Kyle become local celebrities after they score 100,000 points on the video game “Guitar Hero.” A talent agent signs them to a contract, which ends up ruining their friendship.
  • 14. The List
    Description
    The girls in the fourth grade class have made a secret list that rates every boy's looks from cutest to ugliest. When the boys steal the list, they are completely unprepared to deal with the results.
  • 1. Tonsil Trouble
    Description
    After Cartman and Kyle are infected with the AIDS virus, they turn to Magic Johnson for assistance in finding a cure.
  • 2. Britney's New Look
    Description
    Distraught over the media's nonstop coverage of her, Britney Spears attempts to commit suicide, but survives despite blowing the top half of her head off. Disgusted by this treatment of her, the boys attempt to help, only to learn the secret behind the media's cruel scrutiny of celebrities.
  • 3. Major BoobageHeavy Metal
    Description
    South Park declares cats illegal after kids start getting high on cat urine. Cartman starts hiding neighborhood cats in his attic to protect them, and Kenny becomes an addict and starts having <a href=“/title/tt0082509/”>Heavy Metal</a> hallucinations.
  • 4. Canada on Strike
    Description
    Canada goes on strike and demands more money, but nobody takes the strike seriously. However, the boys try to make money for Canada by turning Butters into an Internet video star.
  • 5. Eek, a Penis!
    Description
    Cartman is commended for his excellent substitute teaching, so he his brought to the inner city to help the high schoolers. Meanwhile, Ms. Garrison wants to be Mr. Garrison again.
  • 6. Over Logging
    Description
    A prolonged Internet service outage hits South Park and most of the rest of the country, and Randy moves the Marsh family to California hoping to find a connection (and Internet porn for himself).
  • 7. Super Fun Time
    Description
    A class field trip to a frontier park turns into a hostage situation when a group of robbers use the park to evade the police, but the park employees won't help resolve the situation because they won't get out of character.
  • 8. The China Probrem
    Description
    Cartman and Butters go to P.F. Chang's to try to uncover the Chinese conspiracy to take over the U.S.. Stan and Kyle accuse Steven Spielberg and George Lucas of raping Indiana Jones
  • 9. Breast Cancer Show Ever
    Description
    Cartman makes fun of Wendy after she delivers a report on breast cancer. She challenges him to a fight, but he keeps finding ways to get out of it. But he also won't stop making fun of her.
  • 10. Pandemic
    Description
    With Craig's help, the boys start up a Peruvian pan flute band to make money. However, they are detained by Homeland Security and sent to Peru to end the “Pandemic.” In the pan flute bands' absence, giant guinea pigs invade South Park.
  • 11. Pandemic 2: The Startling
    Description
    Craig and the boys are stranded in the Andes Mountains while giant guinea pigs wreak havoc all over the planet. Craig is the only person who can end the terror, but he doesn't care and won't do anything about it.
  • 12. About Last Night...
    Description
    While the rest of the nation is distracted by the results of the presidential election, Barack Obama and John McCain set out to complete their true combined objective: a daring “Ocean's Eleven” style jewel heist.
  • 13. Elementary School Musical
    Description
    The boys try to resist the “High School Musical” fad when it hits South Park Elementary, while also trying to convince the school's top singer that he should follow his dream and try out for the basketball team.
  • 14. The Ungroundable
    Description
    Butters starts hanging out with the Vampire kids, who are angering the Goth kids at South Park Elementary because everybody is confusing the Vampire kids with them.
  • 1. The Ring
    Description
    The boys discover that the Jonas Brothers' purity ring campaign is just part of Disney's plot to get away with marketing sex to pre-teen girls.
  • 2. The Coon
    Description
    Cartman tries to become a superhero, only to have another fourth grader steal his thunder by becoming one too and becoming more popular.
  • 3. Margaritaville
    Description
    In a parody of the final weeks of Christ's life, South Park goes into hysterics over the failing economy, but Kyle begins preaching that there is no reason for fear. Meanwhile, Stan unsuccessfully tries to return his dad's margarita machine.
  • 4. Eat, Pray, Queef
    Description
    The fart-loving males of South Park try to ban vaginal flatulence in Colorado after “Terrance & Phillip” is replaced by “The Queef Sisters”.
  • 5. Fishsticks
    Description
    Jimmy comes up with the perfect joke, but Cartman wants to take half the credit for it. However, Kanye West doesn't get the joke, and vows revenge on the person who came up with it.
  • 6. Pinewood Derby
    Description
    Randy and Stan accidentally reach warp speed when Randy illegally soups up Stan's Pinewood Derby racer, which prompts a visit by an alien gangster and the space police trying to track him down.
  • 7. Fatbeard
    Description
    Cartman leads a group of schoolmates to Somalia to become pirates.
  • 8. Dead Celebrities
    Description
    Ike begins to see the ghosts of celebrities who died during the summer of 2009 and later becomes possessed by the ghost of Michael Jackson.
  • 9. Butters' Bottom Bitch
    Description
    Butters starts his own pimping business, while a local police officer takes his undercover prostitution sting a little too far.
  • 10. W.T.F.
    Description
    The boys form their own wrestling federation, but seem to be more concerned with theatrics and storylines than the actual sport.
  • 11. Whale Whores
    Description
    Stan is upset about the Japanese killing whales and dolphins, so he takes command of the Sea Shepherd on the “Whale Wars” reality show and does something about it.
  • 12. The F Word
    Description
    The boys try to get the meaning of the word “fag” changed from homosexual to motorcycle riders.
  • 13. Dances with Smurfs
    Description
    Cartman takes over the morning school announcements and turns it into a personal soapbox against school president Wendy Testaburger.
  • 14. Pee
    Description
    When the pee levels reach a critical stage at a local water park, chaos and disaster ensue. However, after the disaster, Cartman remains obsessed with the number of minorities who are “taking over” the park.
  • 1. Sexual Healing
    Description
    After Tiger Woods comes clean, America becomes obsessed with the “epidemic” of rich men having sex with lots of women. As a result, Kyle and Butters are labeled as sex addicts and are placed in treatment.
  • 2. The Tale of Scrotie McBoogerballs
    Description
    The boys try to write the most graphic, offensive book ever, and then blame Butters when Stan's mom finds it. But when the book is hailed as a work of literary genius, Butters becomes the “voice of a generation.”
  • 3. Medicinal Fried Chicken
    Description
    Randy deliberately gets testicular cancer so that he can receive a medicinal marijuana prescription, while Cartman becomes a black market KFC dealer when all of the restaurants are shut down for being unhealthy.
  • 4. You Have 0 Friends
    Description
    After being forced to create a FaceBook account, Stan finds himself in the middle of a fad that has gone way too far.
  • 5. 200
    Description
    Tom Cruise gathers other celebrities mocked by South Park and threatens a class action lawsuit unless the town brings Mohammed to them, so that they can obtain his powers not to be ridiculed.
  • 6. 201
    Description
    As the celebrities and the gingers battle over who gets possession of Mohammed, the Super Best Friends come to Mohammed's rescue. Meanwhile, Cartman may finally discover the “real” truth about the identity of his father.
  • 7. Crippled Summer
    Description
    The boys stage an intervention for Towelie after he falls off the wagon while working at Timmy and Jimmy's summer camp. At the camp, a jealous camper resorts to dirty tricks to beat Jimmy in a series of competitions.
  • 8. Poor and Stupid
  • 9. It's a Jersey Thing
    Description
    South Park tries to keep New Jersey from spreading to their town, and they are forced to turn to some of their enemies for help.
  • 10. Insheeption
    Description
    Stan and Mr. Mackey suffer a hoarding disorder. In an attempt to find the cause for it, they get trapped in Mr. Mackey's dream.
  • 11. Coon 2: Hindsight
    Description
    A new superhero named “Captain Hindsight” emerges to help with a new BP oil spill, and The Coon tries to make sure that he joins his union of superheroes.
  • 12. Mysterion Rises