Американский папаша

Американский папаша
  • Рейтинг: 7,30
  • Год выпуска: 2005
  • Жанры: Комедия, Анимация
  • Страны: Соединенные Штаты
  • Время: 21 минут

Основные персонажи всех сезонов и серий мультсериала “Американский папаша” - это американская семья, возглавляемая настоящим агентом ЦРУ Стэном. Стэн немного глуп, но это полностью компенсируется его мускулистым телосложением и воинственным выражением лица. У него и его жены Франсин двое подростковых детей. Дочь Хэйли не боится ничего, имеет хиппи-наклонности и крайний либерализм, а ее брат Стив не может соблазнить хотя бы одну девушку в свою кровать. Веселую компанию дополняют инопланетянин Роджер, который всегда пьян и меняет парики пять раз в день, и хитрая золотая рыбка Клаусс, у которой есть способность говорить, так как ЦРУ пересадило ей настоящий человеческий мозг… Такой необычный набор героев гарантирует массу позитива!

  • 1. Pilot
    Описание
    In order to help him get a girlfriend, Stan rigs the school election to make Steve class president. Things go awry when the powers of his new position go to his head.
  • 2. Threat Levels
    Описание
    After a deadly virus scare, Francine wishes to do more with her life and becomes a realtor, making Stan feel insecure and unmanly. Meanwhile, Hayley uses one of the houses in her mother's portfolio to set up a homeless shelter, but fights over it with Steve who, initially, wanted to use the house to videotape teenage girls flashing their breasts and “going wild,” but teams up with Stan to start a bum fight club.
  • 3. Stan Knows Best
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    Hayley moves out of the house – and into her boyfriend's van – after having enough of Stan's harsh rules. Meanwhile, Steve claims that Roger is his horribly disfigured burn-victim sister in order to gain sympathy from and ask out a girl to the school dance (and to get her bra on a dare).
  • 4. Francine's Flashback
    Описание
    After forgetting their anniversary, Stan arranges to have the last 20 hours of Francine's memory erased, but a bungling technician accidentally erases 20 years, making Francine think she's a wild and carefree teenager from 1985. Meanwhile, a popular girl will only date Steve if someone goes out with her ugly best friend, Jewel – who finds a mate in a reluctant Roger.
  • 5. Roger Codger
    Описание
    Roger runs away after he and Stan have an argument. Once the CIA finds out, they organize a search team in order to find him and bring him in for questioning. So now Stan must either kill Roger or choose friendship over his career.
  • 6. Homeland Insecurity
    Описание
    Stan learns his new neighbors are Iranian and immediately suspects that they are terrorists. Meanwhile, Roger tries to discover any hidden alien powers he may have while Steve is left at the mercy of the Scout Rangers, and Francine tries to reconnect with her neighbors.
  • 7. Deacon Stan, Jesus Man
    Описание
    In an attempt to one up is neighbor, Stan runs for deacon of his church.
  • 1. Bullocks to Stan
    Описание
    Stan finds Deputy Director Bullock, his supervisor, starting a relationship with Hayley. However, he can't risk saying or doing anything about it because he's up for a promotion at the CIA. Meanwhile, Steve finds Dick Cheney's BlackBerry and uses the contact numbers to play pranks on political figures from around the world.
  • 2. A Smith in the Hand
    Описание
    When Steve brings home a permission slip to take sex ed at school, Stan flips out and demands to teach it himself. However, after Stan unrealistically explains the birds and the bees to Steve, he gets into an accident that causes him to take matters into his own hands. Meanwhile, Roger becomes a bartender in hopes of making something of himself.
  • 3. All About Steve
    Описание
    When the CIA organizes a father-son baseball game, Stan is determined to show his co-workers that his son is masculine and athletic. Unfortunately, Steve is a geek, so Stan decides to lie and ditches him. But after getting a taste of his own treatment at work, Stan turns to Steve and his sci-fi knowledge to help capture a cyber-terrorist. Meanwhile, Roger goes incognito in a desperate attempt to interact with humans.
  • 4. Con Heir
    Описание
    When Stan's father passes away, Stan reveals his real father is actually Jack Smith, a super suave spy. Jack convinces Stan to quit the CIA and work with him at the Scarlet Alliance, an ultra-secret spy group. Francine is upset with Stan, who is busy training with Jack for a mission involving uranium, artwork and terrorists. But when the FBI shows up at the Smiths' house looking for an international jewel thief, Francine suspects Jack is the fake.
  • 5. Stan of Arabia (1)
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    Stan has to throw a party for his boss and assumes his wife Francine will do all the work, but she refuses. With Stan as party planner, the event turns into a disaster. As a result, Stan's boss relocates Stan and his family to Saudi Arabia, where they quickly get a taste of life on foreign ground. As American and Arabian social norms clash, gender wars heat up.
  • 6. Stan of Arabia (2)
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    As the Smiths continue to live in Saudi Arabia, Stan is fully enjoying the male-dominated society, while the rest of the family struggles with the different social norms. Meanwhile, Francine's musical expos on gender roles gets her into trouble, and a brush with death leads the Smiths to return to the United States.
  • 7. Stannie Get Your Gun
    Описание
    Francine insists that Stan and Hayley spend an entire day together, after their arguments drive her crazy, so they can work out their differences about gun control. However, her plan backfires when he takes Hayley to the “National Gun Association Land,” where their conflicting opinions about gun control drive them even further apart. Back home, Roger schemes to get revenge on Steve for eating one of his cookies by convincing him that he's adopted.
  • 8. Star Trek
    Описание
    Steve becomes a famous author, and the entire family gets caught up in his celebrity, including Stan, who becomes an unbearable “stage parent.” After Steve hooks up with an agent, he abandons his family to lead a “Cribs” lifestyle.
  • 9. Not Particularly Desperate Housewives
    Описание
    As Stan continues to dominate the household, Francine finds herself idolizing a group of women who seem to have it all. She tries to impress them and even lies in order to gain acceptance into their group, until she realizes they aren't as perfect as they seem. Meanwhile, loyalties are tested when Stan gets a new best friend.
  • 10. Rough Trade
    Описание
    After Stan and Roger have a rough day, they get into a fight that leads to a “Freaky Friday”-type switcheroo where they get a taste of life in each other's shoes. But after the excitement of a new life stales, they face each other's problems as Roger is under pressure at work and Stan yearns to be needed. The swap gets out of hand as the family starts to crumble.
  • 11. Finances With Wolves
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    After receiving a hefty bonus from work, Stan buys extravagant gadgets while Francine pleads for her dream kiosk. Upset about his lack of support, Francine opens a muffin shop without his approval and gives Stan a taste of life without a housewife. In a desperate move, Stan puts Klaus' brain back into a human body – only to discover it was a huge mistake as Klaus tries to win over Francine. Meanwhile, Steve is convinced he's a teen wolf after watching a horror film.
  • 12. It's Good to be the Queen
    Описание
    Because of a past incident at his own prom, where he was lured into a dance with the homecoming queen only to have a pile of pigs dropped on him, Stan wants revenge by showing off that he married a homecoming queen, Francine. A proud Stan accompanies Francine to her reunion, but when they find out that two ballots were lost and that Francine didn’t actually win the crown, Stan is devastated. Meanwhile, a dejected Steve is “saved” by a pizza delivery man with a Messianic message.
  • 13. Roger 'n Me
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    When Stan goes to Atlantic City for a bachelor party and is shunned by his so-called best friend, Roger steps in and becomes Stan's new sidekick. Their friendship goes to a whole new level, but when they return home and face Francine, Stan realizes that what happens in Atlantic City doesn't necessarily stay there. Meanwhile, Hayley and Steve team up to break up a good-looking couple.
  • 14. Helping Handis
    Описание
    Stan wants Steve to be popular and goes to desperate measures giving him steroids to make him bigger, better, and part of the in-crowd at school. But when the steroids have an unexpected side effect, Steve gets a lot more attention than anyone expected. Meanwhile, after Hayley makes a movie about Francine's life as a housewife, Francine is determined to start a new career as a doctor.
  • 15. With Friends Like Steve's
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    After Steve shows a lack of interest in Stan's job, Stan replaces him with Barry, Steve's malicious friend. Barry frames Steve to eliminate him from the household, but when Steve discovers Barry's weakness, he relies on his CIA skills to save the family. Meanwhile, Roger takes an impressive keg-stand and uses it to become a fraternity brother.
  • 16. Tears of a Clooney
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    When Francine's birthday brings back haunting memories of a celebrity film moment stolen by George Clooney, Francine's new dream is to destroy the star. But when she tries to win Clooney's heart with the intention of breaking it, Stan actually falls for him and sabotages the plan. Meanwhile, back at home, Roger builds a vineyard and starts up a private sweat shop of foster children.
  • 1. Camp Refoogee
    Описание
    When Stan tries to trick Steve into attending summer camp, things go horribly wrong and Steve ends up in a refugee camp. However, Stan, being the eternal optimist, joins Steve and manages to stage a camp Olympics between the refugees and the rebel faction living across the river.
  • 2. The American Dad After School Special
    Описание
    Stan realizes his own weight problem after he criticizes Steve about his new, overweight girlfriend, so he goes overboard with exercising, and develops anorexia. Steve realizes that his overweight girlfriend is the root of his father's problems, and he has to make a hard choice in an effort to save his father's life.
  • 3. Failure is Not a Factory-Installed Option
    Описание
    Stan loses his confidence, and his job, when a car salesman gets the best of him in a negotiation. Meanwhile, Roger and Steve set up a makeshift drive-in to try to get to first base with popular schoolgirls.
  • 4. Lincoln Lover
    Описание
    Stan has his heart set on speaking at the Republican National Convention on behalf of the Langley chapter, but when they pass him up for another candidate, he accepts the only endorsement he gets from the local chapter of Gay Republicans. While the people around him disapprove of his new lifestyle choice, Stan decides to follow his heart to speak on their behalf.
  • 5. Dungeons and Wagons
    Описание
    After Francine tells Stan she's looking for excitement in their marriage, Stan gets in the driver's seat and becomes involved in drag racing to spice things up. Meanwhile, Hayley breaks up with her boyfriend, Jeff, who is emotionally crushed until he joins Steve's world of online gaming. When Hayley finds out, she tries to sabotage their fun.
  • 6. Iced, Iced Babies
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    When Steve's new relationship with his girlfriend gives Francine empty nest syndrome, she tries to convince Stan to have another baby. Meanwhile, Roger tries to enroll in college with Haley in order to experience college life, but while Roger ends up teaching the class, Haley finds a new crush in her classmate Ethan (Elijah Woods), who turns out to be far from normal.
  • 7. Of Ice and Men
    Описание
    When Francine discovers Stan's secret, decades-old passion for competitive figure skating, she decides to be supportive and becomes his pairs partner until Stan's competitive nature gets the best of him and he ditches her for a new partner. Meanwhile, Steve's classmate Snot finds new respect among his peers when he parades his mail-order bride around the playground.
  • 8. Irregarding Steve
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    When Roger helps Steve see that his father isn't as smart as he always believed, the power-hungry pair set their sights on fame and fortune in New York City. It doesn't take long for Roger to lose everything on Wall Street, and Steve contemplates prostitution after Jon Stewart shoots down his comedy routine. Meanwhile, the rest of the family is certain that the two have just run away to the tree house, so when it explodes in a lightning storm, they are devastated, but console themselves with Steve's college fund.
  • 9. The Best Christmas Story Never Told
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    When an injunction prevents Langley Falls from lighting their annual Christmas tree, Stan blames secular non-believers for ruining his favorite holiday. With Stan's holiday spirit at an all-time low, the Ghost of Christmas Past visits him and tries to show him the true meaning of Christmas. However, Stan is convinced that Christmas can be saved by changing the outcome of Vietnam, but finds that changing the past only dramatically changes the future.
  • 10. Bush Comes to Dinner
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    When Stan enters an essay contest to have his personal hero, President Bush, come over for dinner, he is overcome with joy when the President arrives at his doorstep. However, not everyone in the Smith family shares Stan's excitement. Hayley tries to drill President Bush on the Iraq war, and Steve and Roger attempt to convince him that they've found Osama Bin Laden, but instead get him drunk. Stan tries to save the President from public humiliation, while Hayley revels in his fall from glory.
  • 11. American Dream Factory
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    When Stan feels like he's not climbing the ladder fast enough at work, he turns to his lifelong ambition of making festive teddy bears. However, when he realizes that making a quick profit takes a lot of work, he resorts to using illegal aliens as cheap labor. Meanwhile, Hayley sees her father's new business model as an atrocity and takes matters into her own hands by calling Uncle Sam.
  • 12. A.T. The Abusive Terrestrial
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    When Roger is rejected by Steve, who seems to be over him, Roger heads out in search of a new human companion. But when this new friend starts to abuse Roger and the relationship turns into a lot of excuses and sorry's, Steve and Hayley scheme to get Roger out of the bad relationship and back home where he belongs. Meanwhile, Stan tours the Mr. Pibb factory and meets the man himself.
  • 13. Black Mystery Month
    Описание
    While researching a paper about George Washington Carver in celebration of Black History Month, Steve uncovers a conspiracy that's been going on since the Civil War. When the curator of the Smithsonian Peanut Museum reaches out to tell Steve the truth, he's mysteriously murdered, and Steve and Stan are tracked by a secret society that will stop at nothing to keep this scandalous secret of American history.
  • 14. An Apocalypse to Remember
    Описание
    Stan arrives late to a CIA nuclear drill and thinks it's real. He decides to move the family into the mountains to survive the apocalypse. Even though he realizes his error, he begins to enjoy the attention that he gets from the family so much that he doesn't tell them the truth. However, when the family meets a mountain man and learns the truth, Stan has some explaining to do.
  • 15. Four Little Words
    Описание
    Stan sets Bullock up on a date with one of Francine's friends. Fearing that Francine will be right about the outcome of the date, Stan goes to great lengths to make sure it goes well by getting everyone drunk. Unfortunately, Bullock accidentally kills the woman, to which Stan frames Francine for the murder in order to keep her from asking so many questions.
  • 16. When a Stan Loves a Woman
    Описание
    After Stan discovers that Francine has a secret sex garden, he feels like their marriage may be crumbling. Looking to rekindle their romance, Francine asks for a divorce so that Stan can experience life as a bachelor again, and both learn a valuable lesson in love. Meanwhile, addicted to an energy drink, Steve finds himself panhandling in the streets to support his new habit.
  • 17. I Can't Stan You
    Описание
    When Stan brings home CIA equipment designed to eavesdrop on conversations, he finds out that his neighbors don't think too highly of him. In retaliation, Stan has the entire neighborhood evicted so that he can live free of any criticism. However, when an unexpected friend comes to his rescue, he realizes that gossip is a two-way street.
  • 18. The Magnificent Steven
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    After Stan is prosecuted for sending contaminated cattle to a slaughterhouse, he says that it began as a quest to make a man out of Steve. Meanwhile, Roger sparks a cat fight between Francine and Hayley, for reasons of his own.
  • 19. Joint Custody
    Описание
    Roger becomes a bounty hunter, and he and Stan race cross-country to turn in Jeff, who is wanted for smuggling pot into Florida.
  • 1. The Vacation Goo
    Описание
    When Francine discovers that all of their family vacations have been artificially created memories, she gets very angry and demands a real vacation. However, when the vacation seems too good to be true, Francine is convinced it's the work of the CIA and causes the family to suffer the consequences. Meanwhile, Roger attempts to become the greatest actor who ever lived.
  • 2. Meter Made
    Описание
    In order to be taken more seriously and to be a somebody, Stan becomes a meter maid who seems to have all of the power. Now he's getting the best tables at restaurants, pocketing quarters from meters and impressing Francine with his prowess. But, when Turlington from Parking Internal Affairs pays him a visit, Stan realizes crime and this lifestyle don't pay. Meanwhile, Hayley poses nude for a college art class and is surprised to see Roger there.
  • 3. Dope & Faith
    Описание
    Stan prays for a friend and thinks God sent him one, but he turns out to be an atheist. Stan tries to convince his friend that God exists by making his life extremely hard until his plan backfires. Meanwhile, Roger convinces Steve that he has been accepted to Hogwarts.
  • 4. Big Trouble in Little Langley
    Описание
    When Francine's adopted parents stop by for an unannounced stay, Stan is furious that they refuse to assimilate to his “man of the house” ways. After he unsuccessfully tries to give them the boot, he is convinced that finding Francine's birth parents will change things. Meanwhile, Steve tries to live to the extreme in order to get to second base with the class hottie.
  • 5. Haylias
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    When Hayley decides to move to France because of imperialistic oppression, Stan will do anything to stop her including revealing the fact that she was brainwashed as a child by the CIA. Feeling desperate, Stan activates her trigger word and gains control over Hayley against the advice of his boss, Bullock. Everything is going fine until Stan remembers that if he doesn’t change Hayley back to normal, there will be deadly consequences for him. Meanwhile, Steve and Roger become private Dick Tracys.
  • 6. The 42-Year-Old Virgin
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    While playing poker with the guys, Stan is found to be a virgin. Not in the traditional way, but in that he's never killed anyone. Roger and the guys help Stan bust his killing cherry.
  • 7. Surro-Gate
    Описание
    When Francine decides to be a surrogate for her gay neighbors Terry and Greg, Stan's Republican blood boils. Although he pretends to be happy, when the baby is born, Stan kidnaps her and heads to the Nebraska boarder, where gay couples have no rights. Meanwhile Steve and Roger pull a Howard Hughes and become reclusive after they think Klaus is out to get them.
  • 8. The Most Adequate Christmas Ever
    Описание
    After Stan comes home from another dangerous mission, he finds that his family has decked the halls with boughs of holly and donned themselves with gay apparel, but just not to his satisfaction. He demands a grander Christmas starting with the search of a bigger and better tree in the forest. When his family has had enough, Stan powers on by himself, finds the perfect tree and meets an untimely end. While in Limbo, he has to fight for a second chance at life and battle the forces of good and evil to save his family.
  • 9. Frannie 911
    Описание
    After a big fight between Stan and Roger, Francine comes up with a plan to try and reunite the pair. Hoping to show Roger that Stan still cares about him, Francine fakes Roger's kidnapping, but when Stan never shows up to pay the ransom, it forces Roger to rethink the way he treats people.
  • 10. Tearjerker
    Описание
    Stan and the family are characters in a James Bond style spoof. Stan must stop Tearjerker, played by Roger, a diabolical film producer who makes movies that can kill. Tearjerker's fiendish plot involves abducting celebrities from his spa and replacing them with celebrity robots that make horrible movies, all in an effort to make his masterpiece “Oscar's Gold” the best and saddest movie ever, causing millions of moviegoers to cry themselves to death.
  • 11. Oedipal Panties
    Описание
    When Stan’s mom gets dumped for the umpteenth time by a boyfriend, she comes running to Stan for support. Feeling threatened by her always-visiting mother-in-law, Francine is determined to cut Stan’s umbilical cord and figure out what keeps going wrong with the men in her life. Like a regular Cagney & Lacey, Francine and Roger go undercover to solve the case. Meanwhile, Klaus gives Steve the ick.
  • 12. Widowmaker
    Описание
    Francine pushes Stan to open up to her emotionally, but she gets more than she bargained for when he tells her that he killed her best friend Julie's husband. Meanwhile, Roger plays psychiatrist to help them work through their issues.
  • 13. Red October Sky
    Описание
    Stan goes in search of a former KGB agent, Sergei, and is shocked to find that the man is his new next-door neighbor and that Sergei has already turned Steve into a communist. Meanwhile, Roger and Klaus head to France for a little R&R but their trip takes a turn for the worse when Klaus gets busted for drug smuggling.
  • 14. Office Spaceman
    Описание
    Roger begins to release photos of himself to the local media for extra cash, prompting the CIA to initiate an Alien Task Force. Through a twist of fate, Roger ends up in charge of the task force in disguise, creating tension at home as he is now Stan's boss. Meanwhile, Francine comes to grips with being left-handed and Roger frames Stan as an alien in attempt to keep his identity a secret.
  • 15. Stanny Slickers II: The Legend of Ollie's Gold
    Описание
    Officially declared dead after an accident with a pudding truck, Stan comes back to life to realize his dream of leaving a legacy on the world and begins to excavate his home in search of Ollie North's “Contra”-band buried treasure. As the search for gold goes “North,” life at home heads south as Hayley turns to body-piercing, Steve creates a robotic girlfriend and Roger files for sexual harassment.
  • 16. Spring Breakup
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    Stan has a Spring Break-induced mid-life crisis. With Francine away visiting her parents, Roger invites Spring Breakers to party at the Smith household. But Stan nearly has a Spring Breakdown when he falls prey to booze-cruising Jessica and Steve tries to lose his virginity to the luscious Carmen Selectra.
  • 1. 1600 Candles
    Описание
    The Smiths' plans to celebrate Roger's 1,600th birthday are sidetracked when Steve announces that he's finally going through puberty. Ever fearful of the thought of a Steve with raging hormones, Stan and Francine try to bypass the pains of having another teenager with experimental medicine.
  • 2. The One That Got Away
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    When Roger discovers that someone has maxed out his credit card, he is certain it is identify theft and is determined to bring down the crook. After playing “Matlock” for a few days and dishing out some street justice, he realizes things are not quite right and seem all too familiar.
  • 3. One Little Word
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    When Stan becomes his boss' go-to guy, he feels like he can't say no to anything including outrageous personal requests. But when Francine gets roped into the annoying ordeal and her romantic Valentine's Day get-away is ruined, she lays down the law and forces Stan to say “NO”.
  • 4. Choosey Wives Choose Smith
    Описание
    Stan becomes jealous when he finds out Francine was once engaged to a pilot whose plane crashed. Little does she know that her former fiancé is still alive, and when Stan realizes this, he and Roger try to track him down, while Francine must choose between her husband or her lost love.
  • 5. Escape From Pearl Bailey
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    Steve plots his revenge against all the popular girls who torment nerds and losers at his school.
  • 6. Pulling Double Booty
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    Hayley breaks up with her boyfriend and falls for Stan's body double from the CIA. Things take a bizarre twist when the double begins hitting on Francine.
  • 7. Phantom of the Telethon
    Описание
    Roger suggests Stan hold a telethon to raise funds after the CIA's budget cut, but when Stan takes all the credit for the idea, Roger tries to sabotage it.
  • 8. Chimdale
    Описание
    When Steve suffers indignities in school because of the back brace he must wear for his scoliosis, Stan confides in him that he wears a wig to cover his baldness. Meanwhile, Roger invites both Francine and Hayley to a posh spa even though he has only two passes, so he sneaks in Hayley in a suitcase, raising the suspicions of the house detective.
  • 9. Stan Time
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    Stan is ecstatic when a co-worker gives him pills that allow him to stay up all night but feel like he slept for eight hours.
  • 10. Family Affair
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    When the Smiths try to plan a family game night, Roger is full of excuses about prior commitments. However, when he is caught in a lie, the Smiths feel stabbed in the back when they realize Roger has been cheating on them with other families. Stan, Francine, Hayley and Steve go on the offensive to teach Roger a lesson about monogamy until Roger has a breakthrough about why he isn't a one family kind-of-guy.
  • 11. Live and Let Fry
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    When Langley Falls implements a ban on trans fats, Stan finds himself legally separated from his favorite foods. He sets a poor example for the rest of the family when he blatantly disregards the law by crossing county lines and using Steve as a trans-fatty food mule to satisfy his own gluttonous desires.
  • 12. Roy Rogers McFreely
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    When Stan forgets to pick up grenadine at the grocery store, Roger goes ballistic and vows to get him back by taking over a project close to his heart – the Homeowner’s Association.
  • 13. Jack's Back
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    Steve signs Stan up for a father-son bike tournament, but the plan veers off-track when Stan admits that his father never taught him how to ride a bike. Determined to make things better, Steve helps reconcile Stan with his convict father. Meanwhile, Hayley needs internship credit for school, so Roger hires her to bartend at his makeshift bar in the attic.
  • 14. Bar Mitzvah Shuffle
    Описание
    Steve and the gang sabotage a stuck-up kid's bar mitzvah after he hits on Steve's girlfriend, Debbie. But when Snot gets wrongly accused of stealing the kid's bar mitzvah money, he must answer to the Rabbi and his own celebration is in jeopardy. Meanwhile, Stan and Francine pitch a cell phone idea to Verizon, but the plan gets fuzzy when they can't deliver the goods.
  • 15. Wife Insurance
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    When Stan gets kidnapped in Colombia, Francine fears he's gone for good. Stan finally reappears unharmed, but the real trouble erupts in the Smith household when he admits that he has a plan to marry his dentist if Francine dies before him. Meanwhile, Steve and Roger play detective duo “Wheels and the Legman.”
  • 16. Delorean Story-An
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    Stan is excited about finally building his dream car: a DeLorean. Francine encourages him to include Steve, so the two take a road trip in search of doors for the sports car. The trip veers off-track when there is a mad dash across the country to get the last set of doors available.
  • 17. Every Which Way But Lose
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    Steve joins a junior football team to make Stan proud. However, when a hyper-competitive Stan assumes the position of head coach, Steve gets kicked off the team for not being good enough. Out for revenge, Steve and Roger recruit a new team of misfits who threaten Stan's perfect season. Meanwhile, Francine and Hayley compete for a blue ribbon at the Langley County Fair.
  • 18. Weiner of Our Discontent
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    Stan has had enough of Roger's antics! When he calls Roger out, Roger claims he has been sent to Earth to determine the fate of mankind. Stan challenges him to prove it, and is tickled pink when he learns Roger's real purpose for being on Earth. Roger struggles to get a grip on reality until a fateful turn of events helps put things in perspective.
  • 19. Daddy Queerest
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    Neighbors Terry and Greg are nervous when Terry's father, football great Tank Bates, announces that he will be coming to town for a visit. Terry is worried because his dad doesn't know he's gay, has a baby or lives with his partner. Meanwhile, Steve goes on a drunken bender and learns the meaning of the phrase beer goggles.
  • 20. Stan's Night Out
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    Stan leaves Francine at home to go out with the boys, but guys' night out goes from wild to reckless when Stan finds himself in one compromising situation after another. Meanwhile, Roger and Hayley use their charm and looks to attract a frat boy.
  • 1. In Country... Club
    Описание
    When Steve is selected to sing the national anthem at the Langley Falls Veterans' Day celebration, he gets some heat from Stan who doesn't think he's ready for such an undertaking. Unimpressed with Steve's vocal talents, Stan decides Steve needs to experience real war in order to sing about our country's military prowess. But things quickly go south when Roger gets involved and Steve goes bananas.
  • 2. Moon Over Isla Island
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    In order to get a promotion at work, Stan has to convince the dictator of Isla Island to sign a treaty. Stan meets the general and accidentally kills him and has Roger pose as the leader of the small island nation. Meanwhile, Steve and Snot become competitive to see who can get farther with the other’s mom.
  • 3. Home Adrone
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    Steve is left home as the family plan a trip to Boston hoping to locate a college for Hayley. When his friends arrive they convince him to break the rules, resulting in them finding the controls to a military drone in Stan's study.

    Meanwhile, after Stan leaves the plane to return home for his painkillers, Roger changes disguise from a little girl to a Stan constume so he can get served alcohol. When an air marshal notices that the girl is missing, he grounds the plane and investigates.
  • 4. Brains, Brains and Automobiles
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    Francine teaches Roger to be self-sufficient so he can get his own place; at camp, Steve and his friends fall prey to a scheme.
  • 5. Man in the Moonbounce
    Описание
    Steve must become the man of the house when Stan re-lives his childhood.
  • 6. Shallow Vows
    Описание
    Upset that Francine has let herself go, Stan takes drastic measures when she asks him to renew their wedding vows.
  • 7. My Morning Straitjacket
    Описание
    When Hayley goes to a My Morning Jacket concert against Stan’s wishes, he crashes the show to bring her back home, but when he hears their music for the first time, it calls to him and he’s smitten. Stan becomes obsessed with the band and decides to follow them on the road as a groupie.
  • 8. G-String Circus
    Описание
    Upset that Hayley no longer wants his advice, Stan decides to prove that she is missing out on his sage counseling. After meeting a stripper on an important CIA mission, Stan takes it upon himself to improve her life and show Hayley that his advice works. But when he opens a new business, hoping to prove Hayley wrong, he finds himself dancing for cash to cover up his failures.
  • 9. Rapture's Delight
    Описание
    When the Smith family goes to church on Christmas Day, Stan is furious when he can’t get a good seat. While Francine tries to ease his frustration, a moment of divine intervention occurs. Upset that he has been left on earth with Francine during the ultimate fight between good and evil, Stan ditches his wife to get into the pearly gates of heaven, but when Francine is kidnapped, Stan fights to get her back.
  • 10. Don't Look a Smith Horse in the Mouth
    Описание
    When Stan gets told by Francine to get rid of his gas-guzzling SUV, he and Roger hatch up a plan at the local horse track to avoid losing his car. Meanwhile, Steve and his friends help an old friend.
  • 11. A Jones for a Smith
    Описание
    Stan puts down liberal social programs because he thinks they are a waste of money and gives Francine a hard time for lending a helping hand at the local homeless shelter. When Stan develops a nasty addiction and needs help, he suddenly has a change of heart.
  • 12. May the Best Stan Win
    Описание
    Stan gives Francine “love coupons” for Valentine's Day, but refuses to honor them once he becomes preoccupied with his very own CIA cyborg. Meanwhile, Roger helps Steve and his friends remake a classic '80s movie.
  • 13. Return of the Bling
    Описание
    When Stan admits that his heroes include the 1980 U.S. Olympic hockey team, Roger confesses that he played on the team; Reginald tries to win over Hayley by taking her to a concert.
  • 14. Cops & Roger
    Описание
    After Roger and Francine are victims of a mugging, Roger joins the police academy so he can learn how to defend himself and his loved ones (including Stan and Steve), but he falls in with a corrupt cop (guest voice Cannavale) who leads him astray. Meanwhile, Hayley's new friendship threatens her long-term relationship. Chaz kidnaps and leaves Stan tied up and tape-gagged. Meanwhile, Roger kills Chaz and rescues Stan, who makes his boss happy.
  • 15. Merlot Down Dirty Shame
    Описание
    When Roger and Francine go wine-tasting, Roger plants a big kiss on Francine in a drunken moment. Francine decides to tell Stan about this incident, but when they sit down to talk, Roger convinces Stan that Francine started it all.
  • 16. Bully for Steve
    Описание
    Roger studies crime scene photography; Stan bullies Steve in hopes of toughening him up.
  • 17. An Incident at Owl Creek
    Описание
    In preparation for a neighborhood pool party, Stan tells his family to get in tip-top shape.

    But when an accident ruins the Smith family name, a humiliated Stan fakes his family’s deaths and moves everyone out of Langley Falls to escape his shame
  • 18. Great Space Roaster
    Описание
    It’s Roger’s birthday, and he begs to be roasted, but when he ends up devastated by the jokes, he vows to pull his life together.

    Things take a turn for the worse when Roger takes it one step too far, causing the Smith family to go on the run
  • 1. 100 A.D. (1)
    Описание
    Stan offers a reward to the person who can stop Hayley and her old boyfriend from eloping.
  • 2. Son of Stan (2)
    Описание
    Francine and Stan compare parenting skills after Stan creates a clone of Steve; Roger searches for the missing bride and groom.
  • 3. Best Little Horror House in Langley Falls
    Описание
    Wanting to have the scariest haunted house on the block, Stan comes up with a ‘'killer’' setup; Steve competes to win the heart of his overprotective friend's younger sister.
  • 4. Stan's Food Restaurant
    Описание
    Stan is ecstatic when Roger offers to help him live out his lifelong dream of opening a restaurant to rival his favorite childhood haunt - until their different visions for what the eatery should be cause havoc. Meanwhile, Steve meets Ashley, the new girl in school who invites him over while her parents are out of town.
  • 5. White Rice
    Описание
    After an argument between Stan and Francine breaks out, Stan suggests they go see a counselor, who hypnotizes Francine and reawakens her lifelong dream of being a comedian. Meanwhile, back in Langley Falls, Steve brings home a potential love interest for Klaus.
  • 6. There Will Be Bad Blood
    Описание
    It’s Thanksgiving in Langley Falls, and as usual, Stan invites his half-brother, Rusty, over to show off his cornucopia of wealth and good fortune. But when Stan finds out that Rusty is far wealthier than he led on, Stan tries to take from Rusty what he feels is rightfully his. Things don’t go well, and the Smith family nearly loses it all.
  • 7. The People vs. Martin Sugar
    Описание
    If there’s one thing that Stan Smith loves, it’s a good jury trial. He anxiously awaits his annual jury summons. But when Roger is the defendant in the trial where Stan is the foreman, he is finally in a position to make Roger accountable for his misdeeds. Meanwhile, Jeff and Hayley move in with the Smiths, and Francine tries to get Jeff to clean up his act.
  • 8. For Whom the Sleigh Bell Tolls
    Описание
    Despite Francine's warning, Stan gives Steve a gun for Christmas; Steve accidentally shoots Santa.
  • 9. Fart-break Hotel
    Описание
    After Roger releases lethal gas into the Smith residence, the family moves into a hotel while the fumes clear. With no housework to do, Francine finds herself with a lot of free time on her hands.

    After befriending the hotel concierge (guest voice Elizondo), she soon finds herself working in the construction business, but realizes that perhaps she is better suited for family life.

    Meanwhile, Steve travels back in time to 1981 to meet the artist who painted a portrait of his dream girl.
  • 10. Stanny Boy and Frantastic
    Описание
    Stan and Francine have trouble keeping up with a younger couple's lifestyle.
  • 11. A Piñata Named Desire
    Описание
    With a flair for the dramatic, Roger invites Stan to attend one of his acting classes.

    However, tempers flare when they both audition for the same role, leaving them to duke it out for top dog.

    Meanwhile, Steve and his friends get into a pillow fight when they try to plan the greatest slumber party ever.
  • 12. You Debt Your Life
    Описание
    After an argument with Stan, Roger moves out of the house and is subsequently replaced. Meanwhile, Steve acquires a new job at Pearl Bailey High School.
  • 13. I Am the Walrus
    Описание
    When Steve challenges Stan for family dominance, Stan does everything he can to prove to Steve that he is the alpha male of the Smith house. Meanwhile, Hayley and Jeff seek marriage counseling when the honeymoon phase wears off.
  • 14. School Lies
    Описание
    In an attempt to advance in the CIA, Stan enrolls Steve in the same private school as Senator Buckingham's daughter.

    After Steve quits and joins a Latina street gang, Roger fills in & things are going well until Roger accidentally sells the senator’s daughter to a drug lord.
  • 15. License to Till
    Описание
    When Steve has trouble crossing over into the “cool kids” social circle, Klaus and Roger place their bets to see how quickly Roger can make him cool. Everything they try backfires until Steve becomes the in-crowds designated driver. Meanwhile, Stan and Francine take turns pranking each other.
  • 16. Jenny Fromdabloc
    Описание
    After Snot professes his love for Hayley and gets shot down, Steve and Roger devise a plan to cheer him up. Roger dresses up as Steve’s cousin from New Jersey, Jenny Fromdabloc, and Snot falls hard for her. Meanwhile, Stan wants to live like a gentleman of the 1960s, complete with dark suits and dry martinis.
  • 17. Home Wrecker
    Описание
    Stan and Francine fight over how to redecorate the house. It goes so far that they split the house down the middle and try to live without each other. Meanwhile, Principal Lewis discovers a talent of Barry.
  • 18. Flirting With Disaster
    Описание
    Francine gets a job at Stan’s office, which cramps Stan’s style and his ability to flirt with co-workers.

    When Francine retaliates with a little flirting of her own, war breaks out at work.
  • 19. Gorillas in the Mist
    Описание
    Bonding with Steve at the zoo causes Stan to lose Steve in the gorilla cage.
  • 1. Hot Water
    Описание
    Stressed out by his family and his obligations, Stan decides to buy a hot tub to relieve his stress, but gets into hot water when he finds out the hot tub is evil.
  • 2. Hurricane! (III)
    Описание
    When a hurricane hits Langley Falls, the Smiths fight like mad to survive in their home. The crossover starts on The Cleveland Show S03E02 The Hurricane (I) and Family Guy S10E02 Seahorse Seashell Party (II).
  • 3. A Ward Show
    Описание
    Roger becomes Steve's legal guardian, but gets a little overzealous in the parenting department when he gets the principal fired. After getting beat up by the other teachers at the school, Steve decides to run away. Meanwhile, Stan and Francine attempt to make waves after discovering that their vacation at the biggest water park in the world fails to get their hearts pumping.
  • 4. The Worst Stan
    Описание
    When Stan realizes that he might never fulfill his dream of becoming a Best Man, he convinces his last single friend, Principal Lewis to marry the school’s Superintendent and to choose him as his Best Man. Stan invites Lewis’ old friend from prison to the wedding, only to discover a secret that could prevent the wedding from happening at all. Meanwhile, Roger finds the perfect pair of shorts, and an encounter with Ricky Martin makes him question his self-confidence.
  • 5. Virtual In-Stanity
    Описание
    Stan makes a desperate attempt to bond with his son by creating a busty blonde bombshell.
  • 6. The Scarlett Getter
    Описание
    When Stan runs into his former crush from CIA boot camp, his affection for her resurfaces, which drives Francine into a jealous frenzy. By including Roger in her plan for revenge, Francine accidentally leads him straight into the arms of a dangerous alien hunter. Meanwhile, Steve is struck with good luck, when he accidentally wears Hayley’s panties to school.
  • 7. Season's Beatings
    Описание
    Father Donovan holds a Christmas play at the mall and casts Stan as Santa Claus and Roger as Jesus. But after the two get in a fight and cause a scene, Stan is kicked out of the church. Meanwhile, Hayley and Jeff adopt a child who turns out to be possessed.
  • 8. The Unbrave One
    Описание
    When Steve tries to prove himself as a macho man to Stan, he follows in Roger's footsteps and tries to change himself from the outside in with a superhero persona. Meanwhile, Francine is going through an identity crisis of her own when she receives surprising news that could change the family forever.
  • 9. Stanny Tendergrass
    Описание
    When Stan finally has enough money to afford a membership at the golf club he has worked at for the past thirty summers, his hard work and perseverance prove to be futile when the club gives a membership to Steve first. However, things are not all what they seem when Stan realizes who the club owner really is.
  • 10. Wheels & the Legman and the Case of Grandpa's Key
    Описание
    Stan joins Roger and Steve's fictional detective agency, but he ruins the fun by being extremely incompetent at his “job.” Roger demands that Steve fire Stan, but Steve cannot bring himself to do it and ends up lying to Roger. Things take a turn for the worse when Stan is kidnapped, and Steve must tell Roger the truth.
  • 11. Old Stan in the Mountain
    Описание
    When Stan is overly enthusiastic about his hatred for old people, a hex is placed on him that turns him into a frail, old man. Meanwhile, Roger takes Francine on a road trip to a dance competition, but she soon finds out it's not what she bargained for.
  • 12. The Wrestler
    Описание
    When Barry (guest voice Eddie Kay Thomas) threatens Stan's old high school wrestling record, Stan enlists Roger to beat Barry and defend his small claim to fame. However, Stan is caught off-guard when Roger, not Barry, is actually the threat to Stan's record.
  • 13. Dr. Klaustus
    Описание
    Roger acts as the family therapist as his alter-ego “Dr. Penguin” until he is sent out to fight the war in Iraq. Klaus decides to take Roger's role while he is away, but not without major ruckus being caused.
  • 14. Stan's Best Friend
    Описание
    Despite Stan's objections, Francine buys Steve the dog he has always wanted. However, when the dog suffers a horrific accident, Stan refuses to take the pup off life support because of a traumatic childhood incident.
  • 15. Less Money, Mo' Problems
    Описание
    After losing patience with Hayley and Jeff for their freeloading ways, Stan bets the young couple that he and Francine can live on minimum wage for a month. Meanwhile, Steve and Roger embark on a mission to test drive the car of their dreams.
  • 16. The Kidney Stays In the Picture
    Описание
    Stan fears he may not be Hayley's real father, so he goes back in time to find the truth. In doing so, he disrupts the past and must save the future.
  • 17. Ricky Spanish
    Описание
    Roger rediscovers one of personas, Ricky Spanish, and remembers why he's the most hated person in Langley Falls.

    Meanwhile, the child Stan & Francine sponsored in Africa suddenly shows up on their doorstep.
  • 18. Toy Whorey
    Описание
    When Stan catches Steve playing imaginary games with his toys, he decides to take his son down to Mexico to help him become a man. But the trip takes a turn for the worse when Stan and Steve are kidnapped by a drug cartel, and it’s up to Steve to break himself and Stan out of captivity.
  • 1. Love, AD Style
    Описание
    When Roger hires Hayley as a singer in his new bar, he becomes enthralled by her voice; Stan tries to prove his masculinity by negotiating a good deal on a new car.
  • 2. Killer Vacation
    Описание
    During the Smith family's tropical vacation, Stan is ordered to kill the activities director at their resort; Jeff and Hayley try to rekindle their romance.
  • 3. Can I Be Frank With You?
    Описание
    Francine thinks Stan spends too much time with his friends; a boy band recruits Steve and his friends for a music video.
  • 4. American Stepdad
    Описание
    When Stan invites his recently widowed mother to move in, she and Roger fall in love and wed; Steve and his friends find a lost movie script.
  • 5. Why Can't We Be Friends?
    Описание
    When Stan decides that Snot isn't cool enough to be Steve's best friend, he tries to separate them by staging a shooting at an ice cream parlor.
  • 6. Adventures In Hayleysitting
    Описание
    When Steve's baby sitter is unavailable, Stan and Francine decide to leave him with Hayley; Steve sneaks out to a party to prove he's not a goody-goody.
  • 7. National Treasure 4: Baby Franny: She's Doing Well: The Hole Story
    Описание
    A talk show reveals that Francine was the toddler who, famously, was rescued from a well by a firefighter; Francine makes a discovery when she falls down the well on the anniversary of her rescue; Stan and Roger come up with a business idea.
  • 8. Finger Lenting Good
    Описание
    The Smiths get drunk at Roger's Mardi Gras party and make a pact with Bullock; Roger tries to find the person who left a pastie in the attic.
  • 9. The Adventures of Twill Ongenbone and His Boy Jabari
    Описание
    Francine regrets deciding to teach Roger the value of hard work; Steve interviews Stan for a school project.
  • 10. Blood Crieth Unto Heaven
    Описание
    When Francine invites Stan's father to a party, a dark secret about the Smith family's past is revealed.
  • 11. Max Jets
    Описание
    Roger announces that Max Jets, a character who showers the Smith family with money, is making a return; a gold-digging waitress romances Max and threatens the family's inheritance.
  • 12. Naked to the Limit, One More Time
    Описание
    Roger pretends to be Jeff's imaginary friend so he can roam around the house without a disguise; when Jeff realizes Roger is an alien, Stan issues an ultimatum – either Roger or Jeff must be killed; Steve becomes insecure about his body.
  • 13. For Black Eyes Only
    Описание
    When Black Villain shoots Stan's new wife, Sexpun Tocome, on their honeymoon, Stan teams up with his nemesis to take him down.
  • 14. Spelling Bee My Baby
    Описание
    Francine tries to rig the school spelling bee so that Steve will win; Stan and Roger try to rush Hayley's grieving process so she will be available to judge their badminton game.
  • 15. The Missing Kink
    Описание
    Francine tries to get Stan to spice up their sex life; Hayley tries to get back into dating and accepts a date with Snot.
  • 16. The Boring Identity
    Описание
    When Stan gets amnesia, Francine tries to turn him into her ideal husband; Steve is drawn into the corrupt side of Roger's paper route business.
  • 17. The Full Cognitive Redaction of Avery Bullock by the Coward Stan Smith
    Описание
    Stan is shocked when he is told that Deputy Director Bullock is showing early signs of dementia and needs his memory erased; Roger hires an old friend to help Steve with a bully at school.
  • 18. Lost in Space
    Описание
    Jeff must prove his love for Hayley to Emperor Zing in order to find his way home from the spaceship that abducted him.
  • 19. Da Flippity Flop
    Описание
    When Stan refuses to switch Klaus back into his original body, he steals Stan's body; Roger builds a gym in the attic.
  • 1. Steve and Snot's Test-Tubular Adventure
    Описание
    Thwarted in their efforts to secure dates for the upcoming high school prom, Steve and Snot turn to the CIA’s cloning machine to churn out two willing ladies. But, when the device produces two uber-fast-growing newborn babies, the boys must break out their fathering skills to ready them in time for prom night. Meanwhile, Stan takes home the CIA’s cloned pet, Daren the Dodo, with disastrous consequences.
  • 2. Poltergasm
    Описание
    Francine's “Poltergasm” starts to haunt the Smith household when she is unsatisfied by Stan in the sack, and Roger must conjure a medium named Zelda Rubinstein to help eliminate the ghost. Meanwhile, Hayley introduces her new boy-toy, Mauricio to the family.
  • 3. Buck, Wild
    Описание
    Steve decides to prove his manhood by accompanying Stan and his CIA cronies on their annual hunting excursion. Meanwhile, Roger and Klaus undertake a cross-country trek.
  • 4. Crotchwalkers
    Описание
    In a desperate attempt to show Steve that she's still a “cool” mom, Francine teaches him a vast array of shoplifting techniques to try out at the local mall. B when their attempt to pull off the ultimate heist at “The Gash” goes awry, Steve is captured and sent to a Venezuelan sweatshop. Meanwhile, Roger, Hayley and Klaus form Langley Falls' first Russian Balalaika trio.
  • 5. Kung Pao Turkey
    Описание
    Stan's plans for a perfect Thanksgiving watching football in his underwear are thwarted when Francine invites her adoptive parents to join them for the holiday.
  • 6. Independent Movie
    Описание
    Determined to get Snot to confront his emotions after his father passes away, Steve and friends embark on an epic cross-country road trip to the funeral. But Steve's commitment to his friend wavers when he falls for a Pixie Dream Girl along the way. Meanwhile, Stan and Roger invent an automatic cake-cutter for the Home Shopping Network, but their partnership is tested when they only make a “verbal agreement” to split the profits.
  • 7. Faking Bad
    Описание
    In this “Breaking Bad” parody, Hayley tries to fit in with a popular group of her former high school friends and, in the process, discovers Steve has an amazing ability to create incredibly realistic fake IDs. Sensing a business opportunity, Hayley builds out Steve’s operation, but they don’t count on having to deal with the other kingpin of the Langley Falls fake ID game: Kevin Ramage (Roger in disguise).
  • 8. Minstrel Krampus
    Описание
    When Steve starts acting like a spoiled brat during the holidays, Stan takes him to see his incarcerated Grandpa Jack, who tells him the story of how he caught Minstrel Krampus, a legendary demon who punishes naughty children on Christmas. Stan decides that releasing Krampus is the only way to straighten out Steve's attitude. But when Krampus kidnaps Steve, it's up to Stan and Roger to get him back. Meanwhile, Hayley gets a job at the airport, but quickly realizes that she might not be cut out for customer service.
  • 9. Vision: Impossible
    Описание
    Roger suffers a horrific car crash as he tries to take a picture of his crotch on a traffic speed cam. After waking up from a coma, he starts to have eerie visions of the future, and saves the Smiths from a terrible fire. But, Roger's abuse of his newfound powers soon draws the ire of his fellow family members and the Smiths must learn to cope with the uncertainty of the future.
  • 10. Familyland
    Описание
    Francine tries to relive the Smith kids' childhood by taking a group trip to the “Familyland” theme park that ends up being anything but family-friendly.
  • 11. Cock of the Sleepwalk
    Описание
    Stan mixes up his nighttime routine after his 100th kill, but mistakenly unleashes a “good” Stan in his sleep - Jekyll & Hyde-style - who's hell-bent on pursuing all the good deeds that real Stan would never consider, and stopping him from ever killing again.
  • 12. Introducing the Naughty Stewardesses
    Описание
    Roger forges a radical plan to help Steve date the hot girl at school. Roger will switch faces with Steve “Face/Off”-style, seduce her, then tag Steve back in after she's fallen for him. But, Roger soon decides he may actually want to keep her for himself. Meanwhile, Stan and Francine become “Charlie's Angels”-type airline stewardesses to thwart an evil plan by Mark Cuban who wants to blow up the sun.
  • 13. I Ain’t No Holodeck Boy
    Описание
    Stan is frustrated that Steve and his friends never play outside, but Francine refuses to let Stan take the kids to the woods for some outdoor fun. Of course, Stan finds a loophole, by drugging the kids and putting them on the CIA's holodeck, which, naturally, goes awry. Meanwhile, Hayley buys Roger's home star on the International Star Registry and claims she's now his queen.
  • 14. Stan Goes On the Pill
    Описание
    Stan tries an experimental pill from the CIA and turns into a girl. Meanwhile, Klaus and Roger start a business selling Stan's suits as he no longer needs them as a female.
  • 15. Honey, I'm Homeland
    Описание
    Stan attempts to infiltrate the “Occupy” movement, based on CIA intelligence that a leftist cell is planning a terrorist attack. But when he's captured and returned home by a group of radicals, Hayley suspects her father may have been “turned”.
  • 16. She Swill Survive
    Описание
    Stan fears that Hayley has no life skills so he forces her to take a job as a bartender in Roger's attic bar but, when Bullock becomes Hayley's best customer, Stan realizes that he can use his daughter's knowledge to get ahead at work.
  • 17. Rubberneckers
    Описание
    Stan's co-workers at the CIA teach him about “rubbernecking,” the art of checking out other women on the sly, away from the gaze of their wives. But when Stan causes a massive accident in an attempt to take a picture of an attractive jogger, he's interviewed by an intimidating insurance inspector who may rat out Stan to Francine. Meanwhile, Roger and Klaus spill wine on the Smiths' brand new couch, and vow never to tell the other family members by sitting on the stained spot for the rest of their lives.
  • 18. Permanent Record Wrecker
    Описание
    Stan is fired from the CIA in a round of budget cuts, but since his 20 years of work experience are classified and hidden from his “permanent record”, the only job he's able to land is at the local grocery store where Steve is the manager. Meanwhile, Roger bets an annoying coffee shop musician that he can outplay him in one week. To accomplish his goal, he enters into a Faustian bargain with Lorenzo, a guitar-instructing infomercial host.
  • 19. News Glance With Genevieve Vavance
    Описание
    Hayley starts an internship at a local news station working for a Nancy Grace-type reporter, who happens to be Roger in disguise.
  • 20. The Longest Distance Relationship
    Описание
    Hayley, still heartbroken over Jeff’s abduction, meets millionaire Matt Davis, who begins to help her move forward, until Steve and Snot discover that Jeff’s alive and trying to make it back to her.
  • 1. Roger Passes the Bar
    Описание
    Roger is forced to sell his beloved attic bar to a restaurant chain after suffering a heart attack, and a sexy new next-door neighbor promises to take Steve and his friends’ virginity in return for housework.
  • 2. A Boy Named Michael
    Описание
    Greg and Terry decide to adopt a 10-year-old Russian boy named Michael. At a party celebrating the decision, Roger is jealous of Greg and Terry'’s fabulous lifestyle of culture and sophistication. Roger rejects the Smith family as trashy and impersonates Michael, successfully integrating into his new home.
  • 3. Blagsnarst: A Love Story
    Описание
    Roger and Francine discover an alien in the woods, and Roger capriciously has a one-night relationship with her before being fed up with her quirks. He tries to get rid of her by calling the CIA, but then realizes that he can’t go through with it.
  • 1. Blonde Ambition
    Описание
    When her efforts to save the planet prove hopeless, Hayley decides that she might get more attention if she becomes a blonde. Meanwhile, Stan and Steve go on a mission to find a new home for the Smiths.
  • 2. CIAPOW
    Описание
    When Bullock sends a drone to do the job Stan and his colleagues are supposed to do, Stan is determined to prove that humans are better than robots. Meanwhile, Francine and the rest of the family participate in a slow motion race against one another in the living room.
  • 3. Scents and Sensei-bility
    Описание
    Steve and Snot are fed up with being bullied. When they enroll in a karate class, Snot is brainwashed by the sensei, and it's Steve's mission to get him back. Meanwhile, Klaus develops a horrible odor and is forced to be an outside pet.
  • 4. Big Stan on Campus
    Описание
    When the CIA is forced to make cutbacks and go on furlough, Stan volunteers to take a position as a college campus security guard. Meanwhile, Roger opens a bed and breakfast to boost the family's income.
  • 5. Now and Gwen
    Описание
    When Francine's sister Gwen comes to town, Hayley suspects she is up to no good. Meanwhile, Stan teaches Steve the art of hugging Aunt Gwen, and Klaus shadows Roger's dramatic comments.
  • 6. Dreaming of a White Porsche Christmas
    Описание
    When Stan wishes he could have Principal Lewis' carefree, single life, a la “It's a Wonderful Life,” his wish comes true. In Stan's wish world, Principal Lewis has his family.
  • 7. LGBSteve
    Описание
    Hayley is dying to be on a roller derby team, but they only will let her play if her ‘sister’ Steve gets to play. Meanwhile, a magical carpenter visits Stan and Francine, and Roger runs the roller rink.
  • 8. Morning Mimosa
    Описание
    When Steve swears at Francine, she refuses to cook for him, and he becomes a successful chef, appearing on a popular morning show. Meanwhile, Stan thinks he can make people invisible by snapping his fingers.
  • 9. My Affair Lady
    Описание
    Hayley gets a job and starts to fall for a co-worker. Meanwhile, Stan chauffers Steve and Francine to a Mother-Son dance.
  • 10. A Star is Reborn
    Описание
    While on vacation in Los Angeles, Stan joins the world of old Hollywood. Meanwhile, Roger kennel-trains Steve and Hayley.
  • 11. Manhattan Magical Murder Mystery Tour
    Описание
    Francine is up for an award for her lonely housewife novel, so the family heads to the Big Apple for the ceremony. Meanwhile, Stan and Hayley hang out with actor Robert Wuhl, and Steve and Roger recreate their Wheels and the Legman personas.
  • 12. The Shrink
    Описание
    Stan is horrified when he sees a couple die in a car crash, and he goes to see a shrink. Meanwhile, Roger and Klaus study for a wine tasting.
  • 13. Holy S***, Jeff's Back!
    Описание
    Jeff returns from space … or does he? Meanwhile, Steve watches after Snot's hamster.
  • 14. American Fung
    Описание
    “American Dad” is sold to a Chinese businessman. Meanwhile, Stan has Francine committed to an insane asylum when he forgets their anniversary.
  • 15. Seizures Suit Stanny
    Описание
    When Stan lies about his texting-and-driving accident, he takes a seizure medication and suffers from the side effects. Meanwhile, Roger helps Steve with his performance anxiety.
  • 1. Roots
    Описание
    Stan sets out to stop a tree that he considers his father from being cut down. Steve realizes he's stopped growing and considers surgery.
  • 2. The Life Aquatic with Steve Smith
    Описание
    Steve joins the high school water polo team to get girls. Meanwhile, Roger and Stan get a boat.
  • 3. Hayley Smith, Seal Team Six
    Описание
    Hayley mentally regresses to a 6-year-old. Steve and his pals get a slow cooker.
  • 4. N.S.A. (No Snoops Allowed)
    Описание
    Steve goes to work with Stan and discovers the N.S.A.. Hayley decides to let go of being a vegetarian and eat meat for one day.
  • 5. Stan Smith as Keanu Reeves as Stanny Utah in Point Breakers
    Описание
    Stan goes undercover as a surfer a la Point Break. Steve befriends a drifter, Hayley might be pregnant, and Roger wants the World Cup to be held in the backyard.
  • 6. Kiss Kiss Cam Cam
    Описание
    Stan gets Francine baseball tickets for her birthday but is upset when they have a horrible kiss on the kiss cam. Steve and Roger head to Nevada to help clean polluted water.
  • 7. The Devil Wears a Lapel Pin
    Описание
    When Stan is given the task of putting together the CIA calendar, Hayley attempts to destroy it. Meanwhile, Roger gets a Discover card and fakes his death to get out of paying the enormous balance.
  • 8. Stan-Dan Deliver
    Описание
    Roger becomes a teacher at Steve's school and gets involved with a class of underprivileged kids. Meanwhile, Stan and Francine visit a retirement home and Stan decides to stay.
  • 8. Whole Slotta Love
    Описание
    Francine becomes less attracted to Stan when he gets involved with slot car racing. Roger becomes a stewardess to perform comedy routines on the plane but is upset when another stewardess is funnier than him.
  • 9. The Witches of Langley
    Описание
    Steve and his friends take up witchcraft to gain power and popularity at school. Stan and Klaus become obsessed with remembering 90s bands.
  • 10. A Nice Night for a Drive
    Описание
    Klaus gets transferred into the navigation system of Stan's car when Stan refuses to pay for life-saving surgery; Steve and his friends prank Roger, who then terrorizes them for revenge.
  • 11. Casino Normale
    Описание
    Francine steals from the CIA and pretends to be a super villain to incite Stan to be more seductive. Meanwhile, Roger tricks Hayley and Steve into trapping Jay Leno so he can take revenge.
  • 12. Bazooka Steve
    Описание
    Steve becomes the town pariah after he convinces the star quarterback of the Bazooka Sharks arena football team to stop playing. Meanwhile, Roger forces Hayley to become a cab driver to pay him back for her gambling debts.
  • 13. Camp Campawanda
    Описание
    Steve is upset when Snot threatens their summer camp fun by becoming a counselor-in-training. Meanwhile, Hayley and Jeff become suspicious of Roger when he organizes a “Burning Man” reenactment for their anniversary.
  • 14. Julia Rogerts
    Описание
    Roger runs off in disguise as a Julia Roberts character to a small town after Stan hurts his feelings; Steve plans a meeting when he finds out that Jeff and Barry have never met.
  • 15. The Life and Times of Stan Smith
    Описание
    Stan becomes addicted to dying after Roger tricks him into thinking he had a heart attack; Klaus takes Steve to Arizona State University for a college visit, where a fraternity hazes him.
  • 16. The Bitchin' Race
    Описание
    The family competes on the reality show, The Bitchin' Race but after Stan and Hayley ditch the less-motivated Steve and Francine to team up, they end up in a Tunisian labor prison.
  • 17. Family Plan
    Описание
    Francine reconnects with her birth family when she starts craving the experience of having a big family. Meanwhile, Stan becomes a Picker based on his obsession with American Pickers.
  • 18. The Long Bomb
    Описание
    While having trouble communicating, Stan and Hayley team up to stop a terrorist plot to blow up the Bazooka Sharks arena. Meanwhile, Roger pretends to be an escort.
  • 19. Kloger
    Описание
    Roger and Klaus start having a secret affair after they accidentally end up on an online date together. Meanwhile, Steve tries to catch Hayley's pink eye to get out of doing a fitness test at school.
  • 20. Garbage Stan
    Описание
    Stan and Steve open up their own father-son garbage business after Stan inherits his father's old truck. Meanwhile, Roger finds Hayley is a natural at bumper pool and brings her to play with the best player in town.
  • 21. The Talented Mr. Dingleberry
    Описание
    Roger becomes a marionette and injures other students to help Steve win the school talent show. Meanwhile, Stan, Hayley and Klaus start their own local honey business.
  • 22. West to Mexico
    Описание
    Stan becomes a wanted man, running from Roger the bounty hunter, and ends up in a town in need of a good guy to help Principal Lewis, Francine, Steve and Hayley.
  • 1. Santa, Schmanta
    Описание
    Francine becomes a conspiracy theorist when she finds out Stan has been shielding her from unhappy news; Klaus and Steve help Snot pimp out his basement.
  • 2. Paranoid Frandroid
    Описание
    Stan and Hayley compete in collecting data for the US Census; Klaus has Steve and his friends model for his new camera.
  • 3. The Census of the Lambs
    Описание
    Steve tries to stop Roger after he joins a mysterious order of birds' egg thieves; Francine buys a new Italian sauce for the family.
  • 4. Shell Game
    Описание
    Stan discovers that the Langley Falls historical mural has been ruined by graffiti and neglect and convinces the town to allow him to restore the mural himself; Roger becomes Steve's instructor at a prestigious clowning university.
  • 5. The Mural of the Story
    Описание
    Hayley gets a job as a delivery driver and begins delivering lunch to Stan's office; when she sees the terrible work conditions, she organizes a strike; the family watches Breaking Bad in reverse and discovers the show is hiding a scavenger hunt.
  • 6. (You Gotta) Strike for Your Right
    Описание
    Stan begins to experience crippling separation anxiety, which affects his performance at work; Klaus builds a website and forces the rest of the family to participate.
  • 7. Klaustastrophe.tv
    Описание
    Francine hosts a dinner party even though a serial killer who attacks dinner parties is terrorizing the town; when the lights go out and guests start to disappear, Roger takes charge of solving the mystery of who is stalking the party.
  • 8. Death by Dinner Party.
    Описание
    Bullock asks Stan to fill in for him at his class at the CIA Academy and Stan finds that the cadets are the perfect captive audience for his boring stories; Klaus becomes the hype-man for a famous rapper
  • 9. The Never-Ending Stories
    Описание
    Stan is frustrated with traffic so he goes to the mayor and proposes that the town build a bullet train, but the mayor laughs off the idea; Roger pushes Stan into running for mayor; Stan wins the election but finds himself overwhelmed.
  • 10. Railroaded
  • 11. My Purity Ball and Chain
    Описание
    Steve is acting out his sexual energy, so Francine asks Stan to give Steve the talk; Stan is terrified because he's afraid he will do it wrong; the family builds a giant water slide in the backyard.
  • 12. Oretron Trail
    Описание
    Roger becomes worried about outliving the family; Klaus opens a convenience store in the attic.
  • 13. Mean Francine
    Описание
    Francine falls in with a group of tough girls after becoming the new school guidance counselor. Jeff panics when he loses his hat.
  • 14. One-Woman Swole
    Описание
    After her family accuses her of being a quitter, Francine becomes a bodybuilder. Klaus claims to have invented the high five.
  • 15. Flavortown
    Описание
    Jeff starts hanging out with Stan's favorite celebrity chef while in search of an identity. Klaus and Roger start their own valet operation.
  • 16. Persona Assistant
    Описание
    In the show's 250th episode, Stan has to take over Roger’s different personas after a tumor takes him out of commission. Principal Lewis pressures Steve and the school choir to do whatever it takes to win.
  • 17. The Legend of Old Ulysses
  • 18. Twinanigans
  • 19. Top of the Steve
    Описание
    After a fight with his dad, Steve goes to an all-girls boarding school. Roger realizes that Steve has become stuck in his own zany spinoff sitcom. Meanwhile, Stan is annoyed by Steve's British replacement.
  • 20. Funnyish Games
    Описание
    Francine gets obsessed with home security following a break-in; Steve tries Hayley's laid laidback approach to school work.
  • 21. Fleabiscuit
    Описание
    Hayley feels left behind after Jeff becomes a star dog racing coach; Steve takes advantage of an empty house.
  • 22. The Future Is Borax
    Описание
    Worried about their bickering, Stan and Francine go to extremes to save their marriage; Roger excels at jingle writing.
  • 1. Episode
  • 2. I Am The Jeans: The Gina Lavetti Story
    Описание
    Francine tries to be a better friend to one of Roger's personas who is selling her homemade jeans on TV. Stan and Steve swap eyebrows.
  • 3. Stan & Francine & Connie & Ted
    Описание
    Steve introduces Stan and Francine to Barry's parents and Steve regrets it. Roger goes blind.
  • 4. Rabbit Ears
    Описание
    Stan gets obsessed with a 1960s television show after picking up a secondhand TV. Roger decides to live as a baby and the family cares for him.
  • 5. Jeff and the Dank Ass Weed Factory
    Описание
    Jeff wins a tour through a mysterious weed factory and brings Stan along.
  • 6. Lost Boys
    Описание
    Roger breaks up Steve's friendship with Snot, Barry and Toshi. Jeff realizes he has a flair for house flipping and gets Stan, Francine and Hayley involved.
  • 7. Shark?!
    Описание
    Stan has Roger pretend to be a shark to help Steve overcome his fears. Hayley's friend Danuta becomes romantically interested in Klaus.
  • 8. The Long March
    Описание
    Hayley and Jeff move into a van and start living life on the open road. Francine and Steve are haunted by an Uber driver that they rated poorly.
  • 9. The Hall Monitor and the Lunch Lady
    Описание
    Steve goes undercover as a school hall monitor; Roger and Stan go catatonic after witnessing a grisly escalator accident.
  • 10. Wild Women Do
    Описание
    Jeff is forced to take Francine out for a not-so-wild night on the town. Klaus forces Steve to watch his celebrity impressions.
  • 11. An Irish Goodbye
    Описание
    Francine helps Hayley take a break from their marriages. Stan and Jeff pretend to be frontiersmen.
  • 12. Stompe Le Monde
    Описание
    Stan buys the rights a Broadway show after inheriting money from a dead uncle.
  • 13. Mom Sauce
    Описание
    Steve’s life is turned upside down when Snot gets rich after his mom starts selling a new dipping sauce. Klaus, Stan, Roger and Jeff become mall fashion show models.
  • 14. Hamerican Dad!
    Описание
    Stan, reluctantly invites Roger into his ham club. Francine decides to scare Greg.
  • 15. Demolition Daddy
    Описание
    Thanks to Roger, Snot discovers his dead father was a demolition derby driver. Hayley takes Steve on a road trip, so he can learn to drive.
  • 16. Pride Before the Fail
    Описание
    Roger tries to force Hayley into graduating from community college so he can move into her room. Klaus repairs Francine’s car.
  • 17. Enter Stanman
    Описание
    Roger helps Stan enter Francine’s dreams after he becomes insecure about their contents.
  • 18. No Weddings and a Funeral
    Описание
    Klaus leaves the family after one too many harassments. 15 years later, they reconnect for his funeral.
  • 19. Eight Fires
    Описание
    Roger helps Francine with her terrible cooking by bringing her to a remote Patagonian island. Stan gets a nail in his head and can’t speak.
  • 20. The Hand That Rocks the Rogu
    Описание
    Steve babysits Roger’s ex-tumor, Rogu, to prove to Francine that he’s ready for the responsibility. Stan and Francine get into trouble in their respective clubs.
  • 1. 100 Years a Solid Fool
  • 2. Downtown
    Описание
    Hayley and Steve find themselves stranded in a suburban neighborhood.
  • 3. Cheek to Cheek: A Stripper's Story
    Описание
    Roger enlists Jeff as his protégé in order to open his dream strip club; Klaus moves into Steve’s room.
  • 4. A Starboy Is Born
    Описание
    Roger tries to give Steve bubonic plague in order to qualify to Make-A-Wish to meet The Weeknd. Stan abducts The Weeknd to teach Roger a valuable lesson. Meanwhile, Hayley attempts to sleep with the celebrity singer.
  • 5. Tapped Out
    Описание
    Steve discovers his mom has never stopped giving him her breastmilk.
  • 6. Brave Noob World
    Описание
    Stan and Steve enter an e-sports game tournament to save the world. The rest of the family get stuck in a banister.
  • 7. Into the Woods
    Описание
    When Stan sees a middle-school classmate, he feels compelled to right an old wrong; Roger feels a cold coming on.
  • 8. One Fish, Two Fish
    Описание
    Hayley tries to save Klaus from being deported
  • 9. Exquisite Corpses
    Описание
    Roger, Francine and Jeff start their own murder tour-bus business to show the others that they are capable of making money on their own. Meanwhile there is a serial killer lose in town.
  • 10. Trophy Wife, Trophy Life
    Описание
    After Stan is injured, Francine nurses him back to health and he becomes dependent to her. The family discovers Tuttle is a Korean reality show star.
  • 11. Game Night
    Описание
    Stan drags the family to a labyrinth for family game night; Roger gets some geese.
  • 12. American Data?
    Описание
    Steve and the boys take part in a prison experiment to earn some cash. Meanwhile, Stan deals with the death of his CIA groundskeeper friend.
  • 13. Salute Your Sllort
    Описание
    Steve's efforts to befriend a Swedish exchange student backfire in a big way; The family calls in an animal behaviorist to deal with Klaus.
  • 14. Ghost Dad
    Описание
    Stan struggles to cope with the untimely death of his father. Meanwhile, a simple canoeing trip does catastrophic damage to Hayley and Jeff's relationship.
  • 15. Roger Needs Dick
  • 16. First Do No Farm
    Описание
    Concerned that Hayley is too soft-hearted, Stan attempts to make her “farm tough” by turning the house into an urban homestead.
  • 17. Businessly Brunette
    Описание
    Hayley has always dreamed of being a businesswoman but has been held back by Francine's criticism. With Roger's help, Hayley joins a large company and starts in the mailroom. Hayley taunts Francine with her new career and Francine responds by getting a job at the same company.
  • 18. The Old Country
    Описание
    Steve wants to know about the Smith Family heritage, but Stan refuses to indulge him. Stan is obsessed with being American and tells Steve that being American is all that matters. Steve steals Stan's DNA for an at-home DNA test and discovers that they are Canadian. Steve rejoices in finally knowing his heritage, but the news devastates Stan.
  • 19. The Chilly Thrillies
    Описание
    Hayley takes off her headband and becomes a businesswoman; Stan plans a party.
  • 20. The Chilly Thrillies
    Описание
    Francine explores ASMR with Roger. Steve gets a a pole in his head and a secret admirer.
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